Astroboii☄️

RIP Grandma 🖤 RIP Spike 🦴

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

My girl going from I hate rock music and I’ll never go to a music festival to present day asking me if when were gonna order our Rockville tickets for next year was the most unexpected character development and it brings me so much joy. 🥹

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Men really have some audacity because if you can feel a breeze between your teeth when you speak why do you think you can mouth off to me?

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Just seen my girl grab her Taco Bell cup with her toes and let me tell yall I think I found my wife.

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Yo I ate 17 pieces of sushi

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Delivery drivers who don’t give af love to drop off random shit at my door that belong to other folk

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

I can only imagine the hissy fit maga would throw if their moldy orange wasn’t the one tearing up the east wing of the White House

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

So happy to see all these AMERICANS show up and show out for our country at the no king protests this weekend reminded me why I am proud to be an American.

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Looking through photographs and watching the light fade from my eyes

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

This the last thing I’ll ever plan

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

We could all be chillin and having fun but yall rather be racist and homophobic instead

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

I’ll be damned if I pay 60$ for a shirt you got from goodwill for $2.50 tf

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

These lesbians are insane.

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

This girl looked her partner dead in the eyes and said please don’t make me look crazy if you said you didn’t I’ll ride for you. The other bitch looked at her back and said she didn’t fuck her trial marriage partner (which she did btw) bruh what. People ain’t shittttt.

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

BACK-TO-BACK STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Back 2 back let’s goooooooo!!!

[John Summit @johnsummit]

good news is my crowds will suck less now

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Holyyyy shit BENNETT!!!!!

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

RAT KINGGGGGG

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

BILLIE IM COMINNNNNN

[Astroboii☄️ @_hooligxn]

Bruh I built a whole bunk bed by myself 🫡 I really didn’t think I could