Coratheclown

It doesn't matter

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[Coratheclown @_hopines]

@nylanderbros 17th, 18th and 19th! I'm pretty sure it'll be my only shot at seeing and the Leafs and an NHL match so I went a bit overboard 😂

[Coratheclown @_hopines]

@nylanderbros Hope you'll have some pretty pictures of William then!

[Coratheclown @_hopines]

@nylanderbros Me too! Did you also get tickets for the match on the 19th?

[not a caps fan @nastyaovechkin]

No I’m not “single and lonely,” I’m in my rebuild era and waiting for free agency this summer

[Coratheclown @_hopines]

@dentsdufond J'aurais ragé comme après l'Italie

[Coratheclown @_hopines]

@dentsdufond Tu sais qu'il faut une plombe pour avoir une réponse aussi non 😂

[Coratheclown @_hopines]

@dentsdufond Sonne moi la prochaine fois, j'étais libre 😂

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

honestly human history makes a lot more sense when you remember how many of the major decisions were made by 19-year-olds who drank wine for breakfast

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

As someone who wants to hook up with men but cannot, I know what it's like to struggle without good D. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with the Philadelphia Flyers,

[also katie @marnylandersen]

little bit wanna cry, little bit wanna barf, haven’t breathed in 15 minutes

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“u look tired" bro im literally going insane

[liz @stickswing]

Will I finish this course or will this course finish me

[graph enjoyer @lowerbodyinjury]

sometimes I like a hockey player because of their dynamic zone entries and sometimes I like a hockey player because they do a little spin before games. both are equally valid and compelling.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

my sleeping schedule isn't even a schedule anymore it's a freestyle