Hurricane

Flows like water, swift like the wind, hits hard as fuck.

Skilled at violence × Built for bad weather

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

#UFC229 https://t.co/3fr67AVacH

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

Ebony Magazine 1985
#MichaelJackson https://t.co/DaHNCmFChB

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

I allready slapped and punked both these guys and they teams though so that's none of my buisness 😎

[bigsexy @_bigsexy91_]

🍻 #norfolk

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

Doesn't matter what you're looking for because until you find it, you are looking in the wrong place. Doesn't matter if you're looking for love, professional satisfaction, or car keys.

If it's not where you're looking then YOU are looking in the wrong place.

#LookElsewhere

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

There's no point in being mad that shit stinks. I expect shit to stink. Shit is supposed to stink.
#NotTalkingAboutDooDoo

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

"Children! Gather you"re belongings. Your Matriarch's arrival is nigh. Go forth; move with vigor! Post haste. Post haste, I say!"

-Me helping the kids get ready
#ResponsibleButStillInCharacter

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

"The game don't change, only the players. The pain don't change, only the prayers."
-David Styles
#Poetry

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

Trying to figure out if you're bleeding or your training partner is bleeding not because you're worried but because you want to know which one of you is responsible for cleanup
#FightLife

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

I got a good kid, a handful of decent friends, enough money to cover my bills, and my face is pretty.
#BLESSED

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

M'Baku is such a powerful sounding name. You can't say it without sounding like you're either on offense or defense.
#BlackPanther

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

What if Evil Morty is some Universe's Rick that got transferred into a Morty's body?
#RickAndMorty

[Felix Falcon @GavelPro]

yep, I held on to Myspace until way too long... https://t.co/OnQhhUmHi4

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

I'm really proud that in 2018 I can confidently say a picture of my dick has never travelled thru cyberspace.

Imagine you are being publicly honored and *BOOM somebody puts up a pic of your soft twig and giggle berries on the big screen.
#Foresight

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

Currently doing floor presses in the squat rack because I ain't a decent man
#MadVilliany

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

The truth always feels heavy when you're used to carrying lies

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

Imagine having to explain Bluetooth headphones to someone 100 years ago and not sound like you're talking about magic

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

To whom it may concern,

For me training is an occupational requirement. If you feel moved to ridicule me about how often I frequent the gym, just remember that I love my job.

Marinate on that on your way to your job that you hate.
#SipsDewFromLeaf

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

Fathers of adolescent sea lions basically just scream on their kids and kick them out of family.

#NatGeoIsWildAF

[Hurricane @_hsfl]

"The ability of the human body to guide the higher mind is so amazing. When we have cravings naturally, it is our body's way of telling us we are deficient in a nutrient(macro-, micro-, etc). I'm so glad that my body was deficient in whatever the fuck is in this ice cream."

-Me