Liz

everything I own is orange

[Liz @_htebazile]

“I can express myself without swears.” So can I. But I DON’T WANT TO.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[Liz @_htebazile]

@AutisticCallum_ I think about these a lot.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

[Liz @_htebazile]

@bamabrittbrat @MeCookieMonster Are you … talking to Cookie Monster? He pretty rarely speaks in third person (at least about himself). “Me” is first person. It’s the wrong first person pronoun in a lot of the places he uses it according to most English dialects, but it’s still a first person pronoun.

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

We hope the good people of #SanFrancisco will forgive us for adapting a song about their city in 1967 to address the shocking and tragic events in #Minnesota in recent weeks. This is dedicated to Renée Good and Alex Pretti, and in solidarity. Our version is called "Minnesota" ❤️

[GF Shiva @lamentspleen]

@jemelehill Infuriating.

Being publicly assaulted, robbed, beaten, and murdered by our own government. I hope everyone in the U.S. understands what is happening in Minneapolis is a test run.

[Liz @_htebazile]

@Hills_Scotland @dog_rates You can’t convince me it’s not.

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Five thousand four hundred fifty four!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

What a heartwarming Juneteenth message. One thing about this president, he can read the room and is so eloquent in moments that call for tact, decorum and bringing Americans together.

A truly swell guy.

[Callum Stephen (He/Him) @AutisticCallum_]

Part of my autistic experience is that I often:

- find things that a lot of people find easy, challenging; and

- find things a lot of people find challenging, easy.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[katie @katefeetie]

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings:
good, liked it
good, didn't like it
bad, didn't like it
bad, liked it

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[Liz @_htebazile]

Ope.

[Max wants you to become passionately unhinged! @Cherish_Desire]

@AutisticCallum_ The autistic need to hold off on intervening when concerning situations occur because you have to wait for other people to realize there's a problem or they will resent you for doing something they didn't understand was necessary to prevent further harm.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m sorry to all of the comedians but Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still the funniest thing that has ever happened.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hate this shit so much.

[Liz @_htebazile]

I have family visiting this weekend and we planned to visit the Falls, and I keep emphasizing that this is just NOT what it usually looks like. Completely wild.

[Mark Ovenden @MarkOsports]

I’ve been to the Falls many many times in the 45 years. I’ve lived in Sioux Falls and never seen the water quite like this!

[Rebecca Reid @RebeccaCNReid]

I once met some of the Beach Boys in a green room and mistakenly thought they were a group of elderly men doing music to stave off dementia. I asked them if they had considered doing a charity single.

[Liz @_htebazile]

We’re at monks