🐝Bryan :v🐝

I like soup, and inting riot games | all thoughts my own~

[🐝Bryan :v🐝 @_hurricane92_]

@OrangePaulp @CapriCornyCait Allergic to silence.

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[🐝Bryan :v🐝 @_hurricane92_]

@ubrna_ @OniiZoom @rebbford I mean iv been seeing some cyte 09 builds that do the same thing no? I feel like everyone's setup for survival is whatever does 300kpm. What's special about the envoy? Is there some funky build that literally lets you afk with your finger on the trigger?

[🐝Bryan :v🐝 @_hurricane92_]

@Averaey_ Happy birthday <3<3<3

[Matty @stealth_riot]

A trans flag that transitions we’ve been brutually outwoked by the da vinki twins

[🐝Bryan :v🐝 @_hurricane92_]

@Spideraxe30 God I don't even remember how he used to be anymore it's been so long 😭

[🐝Bryan :v🐝 @_hurricane92_]

@gtittle10 @LASportsRadio @BoJaxGOAT that is a sams club

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

couples outfit idea

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[mila 🇧🇷🇸🇳 @icuyell]

was wondering where i know her from!$&

[🐝Bryan :v🐝 @_hurricane92_]

@qershi_ LMAO

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[🐝Bryan :v🐝 @_hurricane92_]

@Renathy_Prime art

[never better @wiremxther]

in high school my friend took either lsd or shrooms and halfway into the movie he sat up really straight and got really scared and said "guys... im a glass of water...." and i took my straw out of my drink like i was gonna drink him and he got up and tried to run without spilling

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Parrot's raincoat.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I’m crying y’all please don’t go home 😭😭

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

This guy is living the life! 🤣

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

They started playing the iCarly theme song during the Knicks parade 😂🔥