Tara

The angel of small death and the sertraline scene

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Unreal, Unearth emerges tonight which means Hozier’s about to become the Punxsutawney Phil of Feral Girl Fall

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The Idaho student murders are gen z’s JonBenét Ramsey

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Someone explain why I can rent a goat for my weed infestation but not an aardvark for my ant infestation. I would pay very, VERY good money for that kind of organic pest control

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Desperately waiting for my husband to return home from war (Universal Studios)

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thank you to listener Eleanor for sending in this bumper sticker spotted in the wild

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Have they learned nothing

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If I really like a youtuber, I suck it up and watch through their sponsor break because I respect the hustle.

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My favorite tiktok trend will always be Reba McEntire

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@kayteterry 🫢

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I thought it would be hard to find weed in NY but both bodegas I’ve visited had strain menus (written in marker) and brought me around the counter to look at trashbags of packaged eighths, prerolls, and mushroom chocolate.

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@HenryLovesYou alcatraz means pelican but did you know witch stands for “woman in total control of herself”?

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There’s hoes that are loyal and then there are hoes that want to be borne as a blackthorn tree and fuel the pyre of your enemies

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Cake-by-the-slice drive through with a 2000s girl pop theme. Call it CakeAway.

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Live laugh love? In this day and age?

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Amy Comey Barrett really said “I’m not like other girls”

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What the women of the world could really use right now is the next Hozier album

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An icon, a legend, the moment.

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olivia rodrigo: “so many women and so many girls are gonna die because of this” no sugarcoating at all! as it SHOULD BE! and then proceeding to call out the 5 members of the Supreme Court!! https://t.co/rv3R6p39Cu

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She’s really a seven but she has the stomach and daddy issues of a 10.

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@LillyKayeB He really made the most of his time

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Left Blake alone for 4.5 days and just got home to find he ate nothing but mac n cheese, broke my biggest plant clean in half, used an entire bag of coffee beans (???), and gave himself a mullet