Epic Tweets

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Instead of YOLO say "Living like Larry"...

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You're about as pointless as a salad at McDonald's.

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When you're feeling remember that mirrorls reflect what you look like in real life and cameras just tell lies.

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Spending more time untangling the headphones than actually listening to the music.

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#RememberTheTime when dropping your phone didn't matter.

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What's your favourite number? Normal people: 42 Nerds: 1337 Me: 69!

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You're about as pointless as the first and last slices in a loaf of bread.

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The awkward moment when you read the instructions and they're written in a foreign language.

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What's your favourite country? Age 10: My country! Age 15: Niger!

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I like that Eminem song where he's yelling.

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Having a neighbour with an unsecured WiFi.

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Drake: YOLO. Reincarnation: Bitch please.

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My neighbours love my music so much they invite the police to come over and listen.

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The awkward moment when the teacher pronounces your name wrong in front of the whole class.

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The awkward moment when you drop soap in the prison showers and bend over to pick it up...

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MARYLIZE LEGUANA.

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There's a huge difference between a mirror and a camera.

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To people that send spam DM's: you're getting unfollowed.

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You're about as pointless as the top and bottom slices of bread.

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You're about as pointless as the "J" in "Hallelujah"