chris

not your average SOUL

[chris @_iSHAFT]

@thebunni_ I wanna see that bump. And than in 8 months I wanna see that milk 😮‍💨🥵

[chris @_iSHAFT]

@thebunni_ I know that’s right 😮‍💨

[chris @_iSHAFT]

@thebunni_ @iamEagleOne_ 🔥

[chris @_iSHAFT]

@thebunni_ @pzaslut Stoked for this content 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[chris @_iSHAFT]

Anyone have an extra Phone or what? Mines shattered

[chris @_iSHAFT]

I'm listening to "The Midnight Special" by Creedence Clearwater Revival on @pandora_radio. #pandora https://t.co/zGfEvaw3cs

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

When being in labor goes wrong 😂💀

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

If your pussy this good stay tf away from me 😫😂
https://t.co/AhRHBuk0w0

[chris @_iSHAFT]

Don't spend your life waiting for the next best thing to come your way. Appreciate what you have. Before it's GONE-Zo

[Bob Dylan Page @Bob41Dylan]

Bob Dylan: "Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot."

[chris @_iSHAFT]

Only two things in life that make it worth Livin, guitars that tune good and firm feelin women.

[chris @_iSHAFT]

Strippers should get Mother's Day off.

[chris @_iSHAFT]

"My girlfriend has this weird fetish where she likes to dress up as herself and act like a bitch"

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

If you’ll start taking steps of faith, doing what you can, God will do what you can’t. He’ll make it all come together.