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The Mardy Bum herself

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

@SpotifyUK @Spotify why is my 2025 wrapped not showing 😭😭

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

@AintreeRaces Signed up for early bird access and still not received an email. Are emails being released at a certain time today?

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

@C4Gogglebox sign me up

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

@drmartens my younger sister purchased a pair of your platform shoes just over a year ago and the sealing has already split on them? We’ve taken them to your stores and other shoe hardware stores only to be turned away due it being the seal. Help Please.

[😶‍🌫️💲 @80sbabymook]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

It's 10.45 in the morning and I just narrowly avoided shitting myself in the middle of Muswell Hill thanks to the ridiculously early time Wetherspoon's pubs open their doors - and the toilets. Tim Martin might be a bellend but on this he has my heartfelt - and arsefelt - thanks.

[edna @edna_days]

fuck off?

[Lee-ish @rednuoPdnuorG]

“Tell me when to stop with the gravy”

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

@ellabhafc @NoahKahan hey hun, i would love them!! How do i go about getting em off ya xx

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

i’ve been waiting for pay day to get tickets for @NoahKahan in Manchester and the shows now sold out and resell tickets are over £200 each. Actually devastated I don’t have £400 for two tickets 😭

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The way a newborn reacts when their mother gives them their first kiss.

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

my happiness is a person and that person is my boyfriend

#boyfriend

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

@joy_coulter5 but at least you know it’s me calling

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

my mates must know when it’s me texting them because rather then one notification they get a million, phone must sound like it’s malfunctioning.

note to self : learn to text in one message.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i’m just trying to relax

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

cba

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

We asked this guy about the Tennessee drag law and he said it was “stupid” and “government overreach.”

[Samantha Postman @SamanthaPostman]

If you don’t prioritize these 8 things, you can’t call yourself a leader:

1. Vision

2. Empathy

3. Inspiration

4. Delegation

5. Adaptability

6. Communication

7. Decision-Making

8. Strategic Thinking

[Ind @_i_n_d__]

just sung allez allez allez to my evertonian boyfriend. He’s downstairs in the living room after he ran away from me bollock naked due to this. Point proven everton always comes before me. #Everton