Chuck Norris

Just your typical thirsty nigga with access to the internet. instagram | _iamdrunk

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My annual twitter pic.

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@DallasEatz @regulrcitizen

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If I see a tweet with zero context I block the entire page. I can’t check 35 comments for a hint. No thanks

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Ya damn near unemployed

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I be thinking I’m scrolling TikTok and it’s fucking Instagram. Tf happened to the picture app?

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In 30 minutes I will be on vacation for the next week 🥹

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Somebody got me sick and I’m pissed about it

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I text Imani about how randomly cold it is in Dallas now she’s bullying me in to brunch. It’s 37 degrees outside

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I text Imani about how randomly cold it is in Dallas now she’s bullying me in to brunch. It’s 37 degrees outside

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Never realized how much of a commitment baking chicken was

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Please don’t ask what I’m doing at 4pm on a Wednesday. I am gainfully employed.

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I be all in yall business 🤷🏽‍♂️

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damn nigga how much day light is yall tryna save

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Idk who taught my mom how to navigate Instagram but you will be dealt with!! The amount of content she sends me daily is criminal

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Happy Friday to Tokyo Toni and Tokyo Toni only

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Slow face bitch who spot is you taking?

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Almost sure I pulled a muscle so I googled my symptoms … apparently I had a stroke according to Google 🤣

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The tl is in shambles

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@lisee_p Everytime

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Forgot today was the rapture, went into the office. Missed opportunity to work from home and scope out the scene