Ganesh🌟

Hello, my name is Ganesh. I am the elephant-headed Hindu god of beginnings, who is traditionally worshipped before any major enterprise.🐘😈

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

My Elephant head is superior. Don't even have to worry about catching the rona😈😷

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

If I never existed the world would be in chaos and people would have an overwhelming amount of stress.

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

America should remove the presidential role and just have me to run the country. I would make every citizens life easier by removing obstacles and the economy would be way more successful.

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

shoutout to all the other Hindu gods. Throwback to when I was a youngin👶😈

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

I know my job is dope but sometimes I wanna be the bad guy and destroy stuff like Shiva. Always helping people but never being helped back.😭

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

If i wasn't doing my job covid would have taken out the entire population. Y'all other gods gotta chip in and carry your own weight.

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

#happynationalpetday. My pet mouse always by my side. bruddah 4L💚🐭

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

Just heard Trump got covid. Not helping him get rid of that obstacle.😷

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

@KingJames You already know I had to help Lebron get that ring by blessing him up and helping him get through the challenges in the playoffs for worshipping me. Congrats King James👌

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

@shivadagoat focus less on fighting and more on wisdom and understanding how to live a wise and noble life. #ganesh2020 #ganeshforprez

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

@VishnuOnTop what the people really need is me to remove their obstacles they are facing during quarantine. It rough out here these days😈

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

Love this painting of me playing the flute, my favorite instrument, to spread calmness and serenity in the world. The music of my flute is total bliss.

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

These students will all do well on their exams because they worshipped me before starting. Therefore I will remove obstacles they face during the testing. #blessed #ezA

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

@shivadagoat Happy Fathers Day pops👨‍👦

[Ganesh🌟 @_iamganesh]

I appreciate everyone worshipping me in the Ganesh Chaturthi parade but you guys gotta keep 6 ft. #StaySafe #SocialDistancing