वाह हमारा लोकतंत्र!
1.) No helmet… Fine ₹1,000/-
2.) Parking in a no-parking zone… Fine ₹3,000/-
3.) No insurance… Fine ₹1,000/-
4.) Drunk driving… Fine ₹10,000/-
5.) Driving in a no-entry zone… Fine ₹5,000/-
6.) Talking on a mobile phone while driving… Fine ₹2,000/-
6.) No pollution certificate… Fine ₹1,100/-
7.) Triple-seat riding… Fine ₹2,000/-
But:
1.) Malfunctioning traffic signals… No one is responsible!
2.) Potholes on the road… No one is responsible!
3.) Encroached footpaths… No one is responsible!
4.) No street lighting… No one is responsible!
5.) Garbage strewn all over the streets… No one is responsible!
6.) No streetlight poles on the roads… No one is responsible!
7.) Roads dug up and left un-repaired… No one is responsible!
8.) If you fall into a pothole and get injured… No one is responsible!
9.) If stray cows or animals collide with your vehicle or a dog bites you… No one is responsible!
10.) Sewage flowing all over the road… No one is responsible!
It feels like the public is the only criminal, and only they are liable to pay fines. The administration, the municipal corporation, and the government; none of them are ever held responsible.
No rules apply to them. They are never accountable for any negligence.
Shouldn’t they be held responsible too???
Citizens must work hard, endure suffering, pay taxes, pay fines, fill the government’s coffers, and then vote them back into power!
I request everyone to share this as widely as possible, so that even those who made these rules become aware of this truth.
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ⭐️ RCB PLAYED BOLD! 😇
17 Years, 6256 Days, 90,08,640 Minutes later, the wait finally ends. 🙌🤯
The IPL Trophy is finally coming home. And we CANT KEEP CALM! 🤩😍❤️
If Dhruv Rathee and Zubair had been at Pahalgam that day and stopped by the terrorists, only Zubair would have returned alive.
Not because Rathee is a foreigner, fair-skinned, or richer, but simply because he isn’t a Muslim. That’s it.
What happened in Pahalgam was purely about religion. Yet Rathee made a 20-minute video trying to propagate that it wasn’t. A strange and revealing mindset.
A major part of his video focuses on intel failure and accountability, subtly implying inside job. Yes, it was an intel failure, and accountability must be sought. But if you avoid addressing the nature of the crime itself and only highlight lapses in intel, you are effectively shifting the blame away from the criminals.
It is unrealistic to expect any country to have zero intel failures. Intel work always involves uncertainty, incomplete information, human error, misjudgments, deception by adversaries, changing ground realities, or sheer bad luck. Even top agencies like the CIA, Mossad, RAW, MI6, and FSB have faced serious failures. Imagine, the mighty CIA couldn’t predict 9/11, and Mossad was caught off-guard during the 1973 Yom Kippur War when Egypt and Syria launched a surprise attack.
Intelligence minimizes risk, it can never eliminate it fully. Yes, questions must be asked, but only after acknowledging the crime, understanding the motives, the history, and the root cause. If I forget to latch my house and someone robs it, the fault lies with the thief, not me. You cannot hold me responsible and absolve the criminal.
I strongly condemn the terror attack in Pahalgam, Jammu and Kashmir. Condolences to those who have lost their loved ones. I pray that the injured recover at the earliest. All possible assistance is being provided to those affected.
Those behind this heinous act will be brought to justice...they will not be spared! Their evil agenda will never succeed. Our resolve to fight terrorism is unshakable and it will get even stronger.
My expectations from Modi 3.0 :
1. Fix trains: Daily, over 2 crore people travel in trains. Vande Bharat and all is nice but it caters for the top 2-3% of travelers. The rest travel in regular trains and they need massive improvements.
2. Fix taxes: Very few people pay direct taxes in India. Don't burden them more to fund the never-ending welfare schemes. Focus should be to increase tax bases, rather than finding new ways to extort from those already paying.
3. Fix IT cell: Criticism, specially from the well wishers should be encouraged. Things can't improve unless there are both positive and negative feedback about something you do. But the people party/netas hire, they make a repulsive atmosphere. Instead of presenting logical counter arguments to criticism, these people attack, abuse, mock those who criticize. They make your common supporters angry.
4. Break the ecosystem: It's a well known fact that abroad based state and non state actors fund people in India to sabotage our internal affairs. The time to only 'expose' them and 'play victim' is gone. They should now actively be fixed.
5. Select right candidates: Your party's MLAs/MPs know that they'll win on your name and goodwill even if they don't work. This liberty had a shelf life and it has reached I think. People should not be taken for granted. Please ensure the MLAs/MPs stay in their constituencies and work for people.
6. Please create a communication team/cell/ministry who gives daily/weekly briefing about your current/future schemes. Misinformation followed by protests has tasted blood and it'll only increase. BJP communicates when it's already too late.
7. No appeasement: You took back the farm laws and apologised on Gurpurab, exempted GST on Langars, opened Kartarpur corridor, created an SIT for the 1984 riots, declared December 26 as Veer Baal Diwas, and gave respect to Gurudwaras and Sikh traditions. Result? 0 seats in Punjab. Same goes for the disproportionate welfare schemes for other Minorities/groups. Do welfare for all but not appeasement for some.
8. Crackdown on illegal religious conversion. It's going unchecked everywhere.
9. Focus on core voters. They wholeheartedly support, face abuses and threats for you, selflessly.
10. Let your work speak for you. Example, you've reduced 100 rupees on cylinder, the news will automatically reach every corner of India. People already know that you did it. But instead every minister, member, leader making a graphic with caption like 'Mahilaon ko samman dene ke liye Modiji ka dhanyawad' makes it a mockery. Not every little thing has to be publicized.
I'm just a well wisher. Take it or leave it, upto you. Whatever I've written is in good faith. My hope is that @narendramodi win 2029 with a landslide margin.
The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is.
There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.
Dear Team India,
Your talent and determination through the World Cup was noteworthy. You've played with great spirit and brought immense pride to the nation.
We stand with you today and always.
The way the Indian team has played this whole tournament is a matter of honour and they showed great spirit and tenacity. It’s a sport and there are always a bad day or two. Unfortunately it happened today….but thank u Team India for making us so proud of our sporting legacy in cricket…u bring too much cheer to the whole of India. Love and respect. You make us one proud Nation.
#OneWordReview...
#Jawan: MEGA-BLOCKBUSTER.
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½
A hardcore masala entertainer that’s sure to stand tall in #SRK’s filmography… #Atlee presents #SRK in a massy character and he is 🔥🔥🔥… Move over #Pathaan, #Jawan is here to conquer hearts and #BO, both. #JawanReview
#Jawan is loaded with aces… Razor-sharp screenplay, attention-grabbing episodes, splendid action pieces, larger-than-life frames, peppy soundtrack, also the pace and energy never dips… However, it’s the clash of the gladiators - #SRK and #VijaySethupathi - that’s the driving force of #Jawan.
#Jawan is is bolstered by towering performances from the proficient cast… Right from #VijaySethupathi to #Nayanthara, #DeepikaPadukone and #SanjayDutt, each actor shines in this well-constructed script.
Having said that, #Jawan rightfully belongs to #SRK. It doesn’t take a crystal ball to foretell that 2023 belongs to #SRK… Now let’s hear the ROAR at the #BO.