iamtherear

Nerdy, nympho, nurse… ﾒ𝟶

[iamtherear @_iamtherear]

useless facts about ms e?

height : 5’9
shoe size : 40
sexuality : straight
birthday : feb 19
fav food : fried soaked overripe plantain
fav movie : Sinners (for now)
fav series : Stranger Things
fav animal : me when I have a lot of money

[𝓂𝓇𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸💋 @naijamaneater]

useless facts about mrs swago <3

height : 5’6
shoe size : 41
sexuality : straight
birthday : july 31st
fav food : amala and ewedu
fav movie : changes a lot but rn it’s the f1 movie
fav series : empire
fav animal : dogs

[zee ﾒ𝟶 @abelwod]

this is the fucking love of my life

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

Me leaving the class immediately the conversation changes to contributing money to surprise lecturers

[Jago𓆩♡𓆪 @educated_scally]

Dating to marry will make you realize that the "plenty of fish in the sea" narrative is false. alot of people are really not worth that level of intimacy.

[Fifi, the fairy 🌟🍭🧚🏾 @fifss__]

I need to eat pasta in Italy, croissants in Paris, sushi in Japan, tacos in Mexico, kimchi in South Korea, curry in India, pho in Vietnam, oxtail in Jamaica, fondue in Switzerland & fish and chips in the UK. That’s when I’ll know I’ve made it 😭

[Keerthi Venkatesan. @keerthi_v21]

Nothing breaks my heart more than seeing elderly people navigate hospitals alone, trying to figure out labs, billing, consultations, and everything in between.

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

Someone said they’re at their “clit’s end”… like on their last, most sensitive nerve, and I will most definitely be using this phrase going forward.

[ㅅ @YESSIRALFA]

I hope I live before I die.

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Buying plantain chips and finding out that it is soft.

[mika @mikasagrada]

como eu caminho no cinema para encontrar meu assento.

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Sign that your brain is fried and you need help:

- You watch movies in 1.5x or 2x

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

I didn’t bully any one in secondary school.

[The Weeknd Brasil @SiteTheWeekndBR]

“meses não tem som”

outubro de 2024:

[Gifted˚✩♡ @d_only_gifted]

'So much to learn and see'

-Sofia the first

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[cee @1ovesickkk]

when someone lets me down and it triggers my hyper-independence and the belief that i dont need anybody in my life

[🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU]

Some of you don't realize how much of your personality can disappear when you don’t feel emotionally safe around someone. You become quieter. More careful with your words. Less playful, less willing to be seen. Some connections expand you. Others teach you to disappear.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Honestly I’m tired of situationships 😂 It’s like the same repeated cycle… vibin, bonding, doing relationship shit with no title, falling in love knowing there’s no real future between us. Just to eventually ghost each other & become strangers with a whole bunch of memories. 😭💔

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Dating gets so weird when you realize somebody can genuinely like you… and still not like you enough to be consistent.

And that’s the part people have a hard time accepting.

[✰ @whoisfolaa]

Someone once told me, “The ending of a relationship is often hidden somewhere in the beginning.” I never forgot that. Sometimes, the signs are there from day one we just get too hopeful, attached, or in love to notice them.

[mika @mikasagrada]

"com certeza já tomou banho"

eu no banheiro há meia hora: