Michelle

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

[Some call me RZA @jrza206]

THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, AND WAVE 'EM LIKE YOURE HELLA AWKWARD AND INCAPABLE OF FORMING REAL HONEST RELATIONSHIPS BUT YOU JUST DONT CARE

[Michelle @_iamwhatiamnot]

@ffaf @elliegoulding she clearly has good taste

[جسار العمري @Jassar_80]

IT'S FRIDAY & I'M GONNA PARTY HARDER THAN EVER!!
*paints a picture of a sparrow battling a flying dolphin*
*sips lemonade*
*reads a book*

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Here's 2 reasons I won't see the new Ghostbusters:

1. I hate women.
2. I love ghosts.

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

Why get mad
when you can just, meh?

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

You can lick donuts
OR
you can hate Americans
you don't get to do both.

[Michelle @_iamwhatiamnot]

Discovering @WalkingOnCars has been the highlight of my week. Can't stop listening.

[kauaibride @Kauaibride]

when i do something, i like to give it my almost

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of

[DailyEdge @dailyedge]

A man was forced to call 911 after a four-hour standoff with an angry cat: http://t.co/dFLhyKAT4X

[stanley behrman @stanleybehrman]

I feel sorry for people who think that being gay is a choice, because i'm sure these same people didn't choose to be stupid.

[tombauble @tombauble]

Don't worry about getting your heart broken, it's when your mind is at stake you need to be careful.

[Michelle @_iamwhatiamnot]

Ace Ventura 1 & 2 are my bank holiday entertainment of choice. Haven't watched them in years! #shakaka

[Michelle @_iamwhatiamnot]

Here’s what went viral today: Friday (via @dailyedge) http://t.co/Ijepz5gWec the goats. Oh dear god the goats

[Michelle @_iamwhatiamnot]

A Definitive Ranking Of Irish Ways To End A Conversation (via @dailyedge) http://t.co/RvjYM9x8r4

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.