ian

YT Editor for @NukeSquad

[ian @_ianrosales]

RollingLoud.exe 📸

[Wyatt 蜥蜴王 @MKElite_]

We actually don't want you to dribble either

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Free agent Rui Hachimura has agreed to a two-year, $28 million deal to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Lakers starting 5 next year.

[Anthony Davis @AntDavis23]

@CuffsTheLegend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

“Let Rob Pelinka cook”

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Thank you, LeBron 💜💛

[hot player @hotplayerfc]

BREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers GM Rob Pelinka's schedule for off-season leaked. Per @ShamsCharania

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

Oh noooo. I just imagined Austin having to break the news 😭

Austin: “Bronny. Buddy, come here, i have to tell you something”

Bronny: “is it a ice cweam twip”

Austin: “No buddy. I’m sorry... Your dad informed the Lakers he is going to continue his career elsewhere”

Bronny: *runs off in tears* “NOOO MY DAD GOT TWADED”

[Lakers Lead @LakersLead]

THE LAKERS FAILED BOTH KOBE AND LEBRON IN THEIR TWILIGHT 💔

[✧.* @HoodiiBron]

Paid Reaves 50 million
Gonna lose Smart
Gonna lose LeBron
Still no center

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Lakers to Bronny

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him

[B LOU @BLouu]

I always knew the Knicks were gonna win

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

I SAID ITS FUCKING SOCCER NIGGA

[YourRAGE @YourRAGEz]

. @ChetHolmgren U BANNED FROM EATIN OXTAILS BUM ASS CRUMB ASS NIGGA

[Trang @traaang]

Chet 7’1 and just as useless as me on the court.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

WEMBY IS IN TEARS AFTER SENDING OKC HOME 😭🙏🏽

[ian @_ianrosales]

CHETANYAHU DOWN

[ian @_ianrosales]

reggie miller is giving me aids