伊迪🀄️

Don’t take life too serious

[伊迪🀄️ @_idiAmin]

It’s not your job to prove that you are worthy of love and respect.

[︎ ︎°~ @Mfdpmo]

You ever put a babe through a mattress she begs you mid strokes never to fuck another girl? 😭

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I have no issue with a broke girl but an expensive broke girl?

I draw a BOLD LINE there

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Me and your daughter vibing to a new banger in 2046 after you rejected me in 2018

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

You texted me saying I have a nice ride and that you’d love to go on a night drive with me. I asked you to buy me a full tank of fuel, and you disappeared. 😭

It’s okay if you’re struggling, but don’t go around admiring men whose lifestyle you can’t keep up with.

End.

[Shad @_shad_s]

Siku izi when you prioritize someone mkiwa in a relationship, back in their head huwa wanafikiria you're a desperate person, alafu they start treating you like a loser sababu wanafikiria hauna anything else to do in life apart from dealing with their bullshit. Utashangaa sana.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She hides her boyfriend, but shows her body. The love is private, the lust is public. Welcome to modern women.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

They want you to provide, But you shouldn't ask to be in authority. When it's time to pay bills, you're the man. When it's time for authority, we're equal. My brother, stop being a mumu. Responsibility without authority is Simping.

[Moh (25/26🏆) @_Mohkay]

Unatulia hivi unaskia asubuhi unaskia
"Kaa"
Mayai ya Kwanza
Kaa
Ya pili
Kaa
Ya tatu
Kaa ya nne and continuing

Surely waithera did you come to see me or my eggs?

[Shelby 🐎 @_Victorqb]

Nyinyi hutaka tuwaamini mko kwa aunty zenu na hakukuwa na stima the whole weekend but the moment unapatana lipgloss kwangu yenye mimi hupaka nikiwa jaba unajam.

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Heterosexuality ya wanaume inakua called into questions ju wamama hawaamini they're not that great of company after mechi

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

I wish Black Men could experience love in its truest form without having to pay for it.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

You do shit outta love & people will think they finessed you

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I need people to realize that constant communication breeds interest and attraction. You cannot be on and off and expect me to still be interested in you.

[Mr. FRED 🕊️ @efo_jesus]

I've finally found the real video to the viral "Slide in and Slide out" sound.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

My desire to put oomf through a mattress is greater than my hunger for a better Kenya. Ruto must go but #she must cum.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I made peace with the fact that anything that wants to be chased doesn't want to be caught.

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

I'm so humble that If u invite me over and there's no food. I'll just eat you instead.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman will ruin your peace, test your patience, and still act like she’s the victim.

[伊迪🀄️ @_idiAmin]

Don’t call me past 9pm. Unless I am your legally Married Husband.