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renegade girl scout

[anya @_iguanya]

If elected president my first action would be to make it illegal for tall people to walk faster than me

[anya @_iguanya]

@dollypillled No I wish I could blame this one on the French though

[anya @_iguanya]

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[anya @_iguanya]

New Orleans is the best city in America but Detroit is the best American city

[anya @_iguanya]

Every tv show on Amazon prime is called The Outlaw Colonel Jack Sparrow Ryan: A Medieval Story of Justice and Patriotism

[anya @_iguanya]

Is this app a safe space for francophobes? Because I have something to say…

[nae @euphorixa]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

[Mallory Rubin @MalloryRubin]

It is the most Kendall move of all time to try to compete with Taylor Swift

[anya @_iguanya]

@quinfinitee 🧍‍♀️➡️🪑

[anya @_iguanya]

I need friends in my life who believe that sitting is a wonderful thing to do because you deserve to relax

[anya @_iguanya]

@HARLOT_JOHANSON Maybe!! He just announced a new podcast so time will tell!

[anya @_iguanya]

@dollypillled I’m dead hahahah for real

[anya @_iguanya]

No because Europeans are the most uncivilized guests I’ve ever served. How do you visit a whole other country and feign ignorance about its customs?? Ask me how much I hate the French

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

these european bastards said “sorry we don’t tip”, laughed, and walked out.

close the borders to europeans NOW.

[anya @_iguanya]

Another time in New Orleans I had a large party of frogs with a $1500 bill that refused to tip because “they helped build this city anyway” French people should NOT BE ALLOWED OUTSIDE!!

[anya @_iguanya]

Last week I had a group of 14 frogs sit at the bar 20 minutes before close, over half of them didn’t tip, and they knooow that what they did was wrong because they all took the other slip to dispute any transactions. I want vengeance

[anya @_iguanya]

The algorithm is finally working for me

[anya @_iguanya]

I already posted this picture on my Instagram stories but I saw a monarch butterfly today outside of the Detroit public library and I just love it so much