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@RestIsPolitics Are you really really going to get 3 months without mentioning you-know-who? (Sounds like a Harry Potter plot line…)

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@SecretaryPete @HC_Richardson @USMC Had an amazing evening at the Marine Birthday Ball in Luanda, Angola. It was my first time attending and the Marines and the US Ambassador were superb hosts.

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@RestIsPolitics Dominic is thinking behind that wry smile: if I can get Alastair and IDS to shake hands, surely I can get Boris into Number 10!

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@jfqueen @JoJoFromJerz As a Brit and a certified shotgun owner, I can say this for certain: it is the guns. Show me a knife that can kill multiple people in seconds. Don’t be a fucking twat with ‘they switched to knives’ bullshit.

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@campbellclaret I am in Cape Town. Place is bouncing! Feel sorry (well, maybe not…) for the three Frenchmen in the crowd!

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@RestIsPolitics @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK After the Spurs v Liverpool match, does @RoryStewartUK think it is time for a VAR rethink?

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@bruce_steiner @Ellesun A single glove. The other one probably went missing 10 years ago. And a random key on a key ring to a lock that doesn’t even exist anymore. Oh, and a crumpled lottery ticket about 4 years old.

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@Pandamoanimum Not only Brits. Like the rest of the world other than the US!

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@HackedOffHugh Well they better start allowing purchases of child season tickets at machines otherwise it’ll be a nightmare getting kids to school who take the train!

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@Chris27Chris27 @MartinSLewis Like my wife! I can’t remember a Sunday afternoon where she hasn’t been WhatsApping colleagues then spending a couple of hours printing to plan the week ahead.

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@SW_Help My children (along with about 100 others!) get the 07.46 from Andover to Salisbury. Is this running today and all week?

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@Pandamoanimum He could have dressed up as Dua Lipa….?

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@campbellclaret I once spent 20 mins on a train from Leeds to London talking with Leon Brittan. Surely that is worth a knighthood?

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@moorehn If you had worked in his government not only would you have your book, you’d probably have a new library and also a peerage to go with it!

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@JohnSimpsonNews There were no pictures or footage of anything before around 1880. But there is recorded history in something called, erm, writing, by what-are-they-called…ah, yes, journalists!

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@ImSpeaking13 Should I take a free trip to Iceland? (Rhetorical question…🤣)

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@NoContextBrits Either ‘with the greatest respect’ or simply ‘cockwomble’. Though they amount to the same thing.

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@ProfBrianCox @c_r_5 @666thknight @themonkeycage So at what point in the life cycle does it actually die? Hence is there a ‘Schrödinger point’ where it is both dead and alive?

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@LucyABeaumont @Channel4 Maybe watch the -1 and if I don’t like it then I don’t have to watch it at normal time!