Logan Womack

Oden wouldn’t be oden if it wasn’t boiled

[Logan Womack @_ihateme_too]

Pinned

[Sonny Side Up @Sonny5ideUp]

Wipes tears*
Puffs a juul*
Looks at the mirror*
Gang gang

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

🤣

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

No doubt about that one. 1-0.

[M @mxximxximxxi]

getting all the signs lately

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life

[Nathie @nathie]

VR gaming has officially peaked

[Logan Womack @_ihateme_too]

😶‍🌫️

[Logan Womack @_ihateme_too]

✊

[owl @owl_posting]

a horrifying video

imagine feeling instinctively pulled to do a task. something that goes beyond your personal ambitions, your environment, or your job. something that comes from genetic instructions, placed down there over millions of years of evolution, screaming at you from generations past

now imagine that task being impossible to do in any satisfactory way. the beaver cannot feel the water, cannot find the wood. there are genetic signals to gather items for the dam, but all the beaver can accomplish in the end is a stage three simulacra. what it will create in this artificial environment will forever be lacking in the eyes of their evolutionary instincts

the beaver KNOWS there are unfinished things to do, but it cannot even conceive of what that could be. where is the water? where is the wood? what are these items meant to do? what is the purpose of it all? the beaver does not know. its brothers in the forest do, but that knowledge is forever beyond this domesticated one, who has never even been outside of an air conditioned room

but it continues its toil, because the beaver cannot understand that its evolutionary ordained tasks are useless here. the rules of its environment have changed, but it lacks the faculties to recognize that; i simultaneously pity the creature and see myself in it

[NFL @NFL]

A;FK;JD;KJF;LAKEJFLKJVAL;KEJL;JF;EFJ;LFAKJ

JAYDEN DANIELS HAIL MARY! @COMMANDERS WIN!

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

The thing about that place at night in games like this is that it always feels like the whole thing is hanging on by a thread. Teetering on madness. The LSU score was mandated by some voodoo from beyond. The rest is just whatever happens.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

So, that’s what happened.

Ya don’t say.

Voodoo.

Let the band play Neck.

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

[JP @JP_Cooke]

First thing ima do is invite my friend over cracks a beer and probably just sit at the Home Screen for a solid 5 minutes and enjoy the moment

[It Be Like That Sometimes @Wilk_MadeIt]

@thelifeoflewcid Better tell ma dukes to take the day off… Otherwise, imma fold her clothes with her still in em

[It Be Like That Sometimes @Wilk_MadeIt]

The IRS only has 93,000 employees, if we ban together, we can beat they ass… I’ll handle the first 3

[Steve @NotDrDeath]

Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!”

What a mindfuck.