Steven Alexander

A half-read book is a half-finished love affair.

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

@MistyLexus2q07 Done

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Jemez Valley is by far one of the most gorgeous places I’ve ever been to. Anyone who loves the outdoors and nature definitely needs to go there.

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Managed to be unemployed for only 3 weeks. The last two weeks have been something else…

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Burning 3,000 calories in a day really is hard. Eating 3,000 healthy calories is harder. #imstillhungry

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Now looking at bike trails/running trails in Tomball and The Woodlands!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Training for a triathlon means that every day is leg day #mylegsdonthurtbuttheyache

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

I miss math, I miss chess, I miss Houston.

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

New bük #reallylazyreader

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

If more guns was the solution to violence we’d be the safest country on the planet.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

While 19 precious babies were inside that school being slaughtered by a monster for an HOUR, those fucking useless cowards stood outside in their gi joe gear, with tasers drawn ready to take down parents who wanted to rush in and save their kids. “Good guys with guns”

[Chaos @Inescapabledeed]

Elaine: “so you’re here for you’re 15 mins of fame”
Ex TMZ guy: “I would say the same for you with Amber as a client”
DAMNNN GET HER #DeppVsHeard #DeppVHeardTrial #DeppHeardTrial #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

The 16th can’t come soon enough.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Ever hear someone blow their nose or cough and it just sounds… a lot wetter than what you were expecting?

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Blasting Deftones on a Monday morning shouldn’t be a thing, but when one works in corporate America…

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

You really can’t make this shit up… https://t.co/QJJhyq7MeF

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Como how do you tweeter? My millenial brain has not processed how this shit works. At all.

[Steven Alexander @_ihatezucchini]

Wordle 313 6/6

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