Angelica Bitchles🤸🏾‍♀️

You do what you can, I do what I want🖕🏾| LC💞

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Getting married at 25–28 is like leaving the party at 8pm.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"You're too young to be tired"

Me

[Mr.Rippa @kam_darippa]

Scooted back this morning wasn’t nun there…goodmorning

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Me going out anyway, knowing I only have $18.32 in my account and don’t get paid until Friday

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

Usher unexpectedly spots Dave Chappelle in the crowd during his performance of “Nice & Slow” while on “The R&B Tour” with Chris Brown.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Also me at work:

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[Izzy 👻 @izztastic]

“People don’t owe you a response” ok and I’m not obligated to tolerate getting ignored

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Yeah that nigga ain’t coming home

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

It's so selfish to enter someone's life, see that they're a loving, cheerful, and good person, and decide to ruin their peace because you haven't dealt with your own issues. Leave people alone if you have no intention of showing up with sincerity.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Drug Dealer Chic @SonOfThaKulture]

Real flight catchers know you wear the same outfit to the destination on the way back home

[Slimantha Morningstar🔪🕷️ @SlimThaGoddess_]

everybody’s losing their fucking mind. lemme join

[venus exalted @thegentledyke]

she finna learn how to cheat and put niggas in jars by tomorrow

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

[Biri♛ @numeroun0_]

& that i’m okay with.

[VICA @powerbottoming]

Not really

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced