pau

barrez-vous cons de mimes

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A mother otter proudly walked up to the glass to show visitors her baby, while the dad stood nearby proudly showing off the rock he found like it was just as important.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

somewhere between idgaf and vomiting from anxiety

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

“As a man”

[Huluberlu75 est une revue de presse @huluberlu75]

tu es enterré avec lui, comme les chats du pharaon

[Mina Chamberlain🇷🇪 @n3g4t1v3_c433p]

mdr le gros pédé

[Aileen Ruiz @Aileendruiz]

Tuvieron la oportunidad de hacer la cosa más icónica del mundo y la hicieron

[Malik Milka @abdelmalik92]

L’essence est à 2,10 euros

[𝑬𝒅𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅 @edou_dlny]

On dirait qu’il est sur le point de vouer ses nuits à l’assasymphonie

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

Thesis antithesis synthesis

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 🇿🇦🏆 @tsitsiii_t]

whoever has my voodoo doll plz make it study

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“video games make you violent” ok, explain why i’m too scared to pick the rude dialogue option then

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My son has been whispering “linguine” to me and giggling and I just figured out it’s bc he thinks it’s a bad word

[sam_1m97.mp3 @yourtallsam]

BONJOUR LA FOLLE MDRRRRRRRRR

[Bird @The_Bird76]

"Eva ?"
"Go fuck your mom"

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

Me: This is a hard escape room.
Manager: You're at work

[toxic king @toxicking]

If you catch me smiling at my phone, I’m the funny one not them

[Vani bushijima 🇪🇬 @bunniebarou]

Explaining Ramadan to an American: