Iliana

Live, Travel, Adventure, BLESS and Don't Be Sorry. 🖤💙🖤

[Iliana @_iliie]

My husband is obsessed with YouTube reviews. He will watch them ALL DAY. We don’t purchase anything with him researching. It’s so cute to see him transition from watching guns/home improvement videos to baby items/needs 🥰😍#FirstTimeParents

[Iliana @_iliie]

Disney: Texas, we are releasing #DisneyPlus Nov 12.
Texas: Say no more. *cues 30 degree weather* Everyone stays home.

[Iliana @_iliie]

I shouldn’t be allowed to watch #ThisIsUs . I cried before. Combine pregnancy hormones and I’m a mess after every episode

[Iliana @_iliie]

@BetoMorillon 😂😂 YUP!

[Iliana @_iliie]

😂

[Owen @TheOwenMyers]

The dogs keep jumping the fence, a solution has been found🐶��

[Iliana @_iliie]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Iliana @_iliie]

About 6 months ago, I gifted my niece three tickets (valid for a sleepover, pizza party and ice cream date) she can use whenever she wants. Well I had forgotten. Guess whose having a sleepover party five months pregnant. 😂

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Necesito un abrazo, un besito, un vasote de chocomilk y unas quesadillas en tortillas de harina.

[Iliana @_iliie]

I’m 5 months pregnant. My “prime time” is 2am & desperately need a nap during work hours (but can’t). I pee thirty times a day. Don’t make me sneeze,please. I crave nothing but pickles, dark chocolate & those picapica candies @LEXXXLIEEE always posts about. Being prego is weird.

[Iliana @_iliie]

My now husband all of middle school and high school

[Maruf @m3aruf]

i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

[Iliana @_iliie]

Baby better have moves. @BetoMorillon

[Chey🦋 @CheyNicole04]

My girl hit that woah like a pro!!!💀😻

[Iliana @_iliie]

It’s crazy how the people we choose to interact with either bring out the best or worst of us.

[Iliana @_iliie]

I love that I randomly get snacks placed on my office desk with notes that say “for you and baby” “baby might want this”. #spoiled best coworkers eveeerr!

[Iliana @_iliie]

I worked 8 days straight, on call, during a full moon and Friday the 13th AND survived.

[Iliana @_iliie]

Pretty sure our sons first words will be “chingado” or “chingado tu”

[Bri🤍 @BriannaCeja_]

me af when I’m cleaning lmao

[Iliana @_iliie]

@letty_alanis

[Iliana @_iliie]

Just realized next weekend is Friday the 13th AND a full moon. I’m on-call 😭 I’m not superstitious, just a little sticious but I’ve been working in mental health for 8 years now and full moons really do change human behavior. Help.

[Iliana @_iliie]

@juliocastro16 this one?

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

“Fuck” -McConaughey

[Iliana @_iliie]

Last night I tried to get into bed at my normal rate & ended up immobilized by round ligament pain. Beto: you’re carrying baby, you can’t move like before! Me:🙄I didn’t do anything different. Beto:I just saw you swing your leg **I did swing my leg,tried jumping in bed 😂🤦🏻‍♀️