Izzie

she/her

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

radiohead and weezer dont sound that different but u guys arent ready for that conversation

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

why do films release in australia literally months after everywhere else are they sending the reels by sailboat

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

me at the job interview: yeah i work so well under pressure
me at work when there aren't enough teapots: i am going to kill myself

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

dads will bring home a newborn baby daughter then 13 years later get annoyed that they have to live with a teenage girl like dude what did u think was gonna happen its not a caterpillar-butterfly situation

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

@_jdragoon_ adrian brody that one scene in the pianist

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

my 19 y/o coworker asked me if i was 'there the first time' in reference to low waisted jeans pls shoot me in the head

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

one thing about me is that im gonna watch a crime drama

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

haters are afraid of my ability to sleep on the train and wake up at the correct station

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

whats a girl gotta do to get a tincture of laudanum around here (i hurt my back)

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

me hurting my back at work and having to walk hunched over all day isnt doing much to convince all the 19 year olds i work with that 26 isnt ancient and decrepit

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

@_jdragoon_ this is on the lower end of the spectrum i fear

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

my roommate is a swiftie and i am (agaisnt my better judgment) a matty healy fan and we just like. have not addressed it

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

you can tell that me and my husband both have siblings bc when we share food we pretty much get a ruler out to make sure its split EXACTLY in half

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

spoke at my friend (who does not care about the met gala) about the met gala for maybe 30 minutes and afterwards she was quiet for a moment and then said 'it's very cool how you remember all of the names'

[ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz]

bout to ask every person i meet their opinion on this outfit as a litmus test

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

i just found a narcos fanfic that's longer than war and peace i love the internet

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

cigarattes actually aren't bad for you if it goes with your outfit. all the bad stuff in the smoke gets absorbed into the vibes that are created so none of it can actually go into your lungs

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

a girl can't just go down to the docks and sell her teeth for a few shillings these days smh

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

the doors of a lift can take one second too long to open and i'm like oh okay so this is how i die then

[Izzie @_ilp0_]

@_jdragoon_ i used to do hard drugs in the city centre and then come home for sunday dinner and now i'm scared of mom seeing a picture of me smoking a cigarette