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naps, food, Yukon 💙🐾👩🏽‍🍳

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

There are no greater snuggles, than snuggles with your dog 😍😍😍

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

My baby is going to be 1 in 24 days

I’m gonna throw up

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE ARE MAD OVER ALABAMA FOOTBALL!!!!

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

I literally don’t care and it’s sad

The Reese’s peanut butter ice cream is so good

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 AMERICANS ARE JUST NOW REALIZING THEIR “ICE CREAM” ISN’T EVEN LEGALLY ICE CREAM ANYMORE

"Does anybody know what's happened to Breyers ice cream...that it's no longer ice cream?"

A couple posted a viral video after buying a tub of what they thought was normal ice cream only to discover the packaging never uses the words ice cream anywhere.

Instead, the label says “Frozen Dairy Dessert.”

Why?
Because years ago, companies quietly changed their recipes:

• Less cream
• More air
• More gums & stabilizers
• Cheaper fillers
• Ingredients that no longer meet FDA standards to legally call it ice cream

The wife says she bought this thinking she was being “moderately healthy,” until she noticed something insane:

“NOWHERE on here does it say ice cream.”
“It literally says frozen dairy dessert."
“This was the ice cream of my childhood…now it tastes TERRIBLE."

She opens the container and immediately freaks out:

“First of all… what is this texture?”
“It tastes metallic.”
“It’s forming a FILM inside my mouth."
“This is NOT ice cream.”

Her husband jumps in:

“This used to be the PREMIUM ice cream of the bourgeoisie.”

She stops him, but keeps inspecting the tub:

“They made it LOOK like ice cream… the fancy label, the ‘Rainforest Alliance’ leaf… the Grade A milk logo… but WHAT am I actually eating here?”
“Because it’s definitely not ice cream.”

People across the internet are now checking their own tubs and realizing the same thing - half the brands in their freezer aren’t even allowed to be called real ice cream.

Did you know companies legally reclassified this stuff… or have you been eating ‘frozen dairy dessert’ without realizing it?

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

For the first time in almost 5 months, Hudson isn’t sleeping in the same room as me & my anxiety is through the roof

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

Do babies wake up & think “damn, that was a good nap”

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

Sleep training isn’t for the weak, I just want to scoop him up with his little “meehh” cries

But baby needs a nap & mom needs a break

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

the first college football Saturday where I can put my baby in his @AlabamaFTBL onesie 😭😍🌊🐘

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

physically, mentally & emotionally EXHAUSTED

I need a break, a massage & a long nap

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

& Alex is happy American water won’t be getting as much money from us anymore

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

We ordered the momcozy bottle washer/dryer/sterilizer & my manicure, wrists & back are so happy to not have to wash bottles anymore

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

When you take first middle of the night feeding so you get to “sleep in”

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

Alex went back to work last night & my first night alone with the baby was literally a nightmare

Alex had to come home and save the “morning”

I am eternally grateful for my husband

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

all I wanna do rn is snuggle my baby and kiss his face but NOOOOOO “don’t wake a sleeping baby”

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

@bordeauxyoutube Alabama

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

I'm giving away 10 copies of College Football 26 from YouTube failed challenges. I’ll also do 1 more copy of the game for every 5k followers I gain up to release

To enter, just follow me, retweet this, and comment your favorite team like last year!

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

My baby doesn’t fit into newborn clothes anymore & that makes me sad

Closer to fitting into his @AlabamaFTBL clothing tho 🐘🌊

[klyde @repsfolklore]

elon musk turned on his vibrator

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

taylor spent $300 million so she wouldn’t have to ask blake lively to get one of her kids to say “gorgeous”

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

SHE’S BETTER KNOWN FOR THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES ON THE MATTRESS

[ahnahh @_imANAboat]

Ready for this postpartum swelling to go down because WOOF… my poor feet