Mbokodo

• I am Phenomenal Woman •

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing I’ve realized is that when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Hair salons always have hair on the floor.

Garages always have oil on the floor.

Banks, what is your actual problem?

[jezz @JezziiB]

Why is it that as a girl at a certain age I’m supposed to quit playing with dolls yet the boys can play video games from birth til death do them part 😮‍💨

I’m getting me a Barbie dream house with my adult money

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

“Hold on lemme do my makeup”

The makeup: 👇🏻👇🏻

[Mhlongo da Herbalist 🍃 @Qokani]

No amount of excitement is worth being seen drunk by your children or younger siblings.

The example you set today becomes the standard they may follow tomorrow.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

She came in backwards so she can be surprised 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ why don’t I get invited to elephant birthdays 😭😭😭

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[A✰ @Avazoey_]

this!!!

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

When I missed the cancel ads button by 2 millimeters and it takes me to another site

[Blackbone🧡💙💚 @EmmiieTLO]

The only thing I learned from Jonasi is that Sundays are for braai. 😩.

[Eng. Bhovungane @ny_emman]

Please name the planned Gwayi Shangani Water Treatment Plant at Cowdray Park in his honour.
@zinwawater
@CityofBulawayo
📸 R.E.D Property

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

Teach your daughters that loyalty doesn’t mean taking unlimited pains from broken men & enduring toxicity isn’t genuine love.

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

You suspect a family member is suddenly having a STROKE. Which common first aid step could actually KILL them?

​A) Laying them flat on their back
B) Giving them an Aspirin to chew
C) Elevating their legs
D) Loosening their tight clothing

​Bonus: WHY?

[Mbokodo @_imbokodo]

@flygodT No way!

[@naczim @naczzim]

Let us come together to celebrate Sue Nyathi, a Zimbabwean literary force, whose novel, The Polygamist, is streaming on Netflix as a South African production.

Buy the book. Stream the series. Celebrate her loudly.

[Not that Dr. Phil @dokter_phil]

I’m so happy to see #ThePolygamist bringing conversations about STIs and HIV to the forefront, especially where infidelity and irresponsible sexual behaviour are concerned.

These are conversations that have been buried for far too long. 👏🏽👏🏾👏🏾

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Two guys, one banner.