M. 🐚 😈☕️

(my name is pronounced 'muh-LEE-uh') eccedentesiast. nobody out there ever gets to define the life I'm meant to lead with this unruly heart of mine. 💖💛💙

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

for the past several years, palM sunday has bEen a less Than stellar day fOr me. thanks fOr breaking that pattern. 🤗💙💚💗🐻 #OutWithTheOldInWithTheNew #WeLookLikeABand

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Yooooo...shoutout to Kevin from @Hotwire for going above and beyond for me today with a reservation!

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Trying to cancel @Xfinity is absurd. Every time I try to schedule a callback it’s an error code. Like. Y’all THAT DESPERATE? Ima just start declining payment lol. @XfinitySupport

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Tree is decked with two decades’ worth of @Starbucks …

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

The Green Bean and the Scarecrow Find Love https://t.co/yiZWZx4UdN

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Green Bean Defies Science by Flying https://t.co/bph1o7DPJ2

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Imagine going to a @dunkindonuts at a rest stop and paying $16 for two bfast sandwiches and they aren’t even cooked… it was thawed but cold (the cheese wasn’t even melted) and tasted like freezer burn and propane. 🤢

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Baltimore ten miler yesterday. No big deal 🫠

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

@kylegfil_ What about The Final Stand

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

The first lesson on flying May 20 https://t.co/6XohzzRYHH via @YouTube

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

(Eleka) Ramen Recipe from May 20 https://t.co/EC5e7vavQH via @YouTube

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

She— 💀

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Me, when @Olivia_Valli flew last night:

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

Happy @Olivia_Valli day everybody

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

April’s half marathon done yesterday l! 🫠 #SundayRunday

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

@TMM0802 You as well!

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

…if you work in an open office space (ie., cube farm), it’s probably not the best etiquette to HUM. Or use speakerphone. Or watch videos with the sound on. Some of us have to work. 😐

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

@Olivia_Valli Can’t wait to watch you soar 💚

[BroadwayWorld @BroadwayWorld]

The National Tour of @WICKED_Musical will welcome Olivia Valli As Elphaba and Celia Hottenstein as Glinda next month!
https://t.co/20sBqFOzVQ

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

I ran a half marathon today, and now everything hurts and I might be dying 🤣💀#SeniorLiving

[M. 🐚 😈☕️ @_imd0ctr__twn]

@JessicaVosk