Șlëndërmän

[Șlëndërmän @_Incapeabel]

@Ticketmaster I waited in queue for 2hrs for Stevie wonder tickets, Ticketmaster app crashed while I was punching my card info in and kicked me out. I refresh and the tickets are now $1,800. There’s no reason your app should be crashing and screwing over people👿

[Șlëndërmän @_Incapeabel]

Turns out I didn’t love her I just hadn’t been told I love you by a woman in awhile😔

[Șlëndërmän @_Incapeabel]

@TheGhostOfHope That’s 30k just on pc? I don’t understand the problem lmao

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

People with intense sex drives don’t even show it. They don’t make noise about it. They’re usually shy about it until they get comfortable with you.

[🛸 @tufthug]

Why do women act like they just automatically great partners ?

[♰ @reeceollld]

you won’t find the same person twice, not even in the same person

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Doing the little jazz hands next time

[Rizz Khalifa💋 @NylaRoseBeast]

How I got so good at it

[Șlëndërmän @_Incapeabel]

“he has a girlfriend anyways” is another all time classic

[The Peoples Champ 😤 @BenDaDonnn]

🥷s LOVEEEEEE ignoring ALLL the signs that their girl is a BOP 😭😭😭😭😭 EMBARRASSING

[HollywoodDevn @TooHonest30]

@ihaveamac11 If you got options, dont sweat a bad pick…. Bad teams get top draft picks… rebuild my nigga🤞

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

How could anyone forget the hellish Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow that had children in tears and adults demanding their money back?!

[Luke C-Walker @SuaveBry]

THIS SHIT GOT ME CRYING DAWG FOR NO REASON😭😭😭

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

This or nothing

[Loky @lokymann]

not digging thru a woman's purse, imma bring the whole bag everytime

[Loky @lokymann]

Understand the role you play in your own suffering

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

This quote from Steve Jobs lives rent free in my head...