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used exclusively for trolling eastenders

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

TIL what TIL means bc i worked this tweet out like a GCSE maths problem

[MattSplatt @SplattTheTwat]

@top_banana3 TIL that people say TDIL as if today is two words.

[william @creamermusic]

it’s like if paul mccartney was a boy

[Ryan N @Cerealbox0]

@uncledoomer I'd prefer to live in a reality where children who wander too close to the ocean might get kidnapped by giant crabs than the boring-ass nothing ever happens safe bullshit imposed on us today. Children need to learn how to fight giant lobsters. It builds character.

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

A sixth beret has hit John Travolta’s head

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

given how much england fans shit on scousers year round this is bizarre bahahahha

[England @England]

Come Together.

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

@RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi oh my god you must be dead on your feet babe x

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

@Colin_Field_2 i may have made this up during an episode but i swear it was the band she made with her sisters as a kid

[Max Ridge @TheMaxRidge]

@BonerWizard i wish danny had been wearing a white beret and cunty glasses the whole movie

[paige @BonerWizard]

I wish they hadn’t made the car fly at the end of Grease

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

there are whole other worlds out there fr

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed has officially ended his Caribbean tour by opening treasure chest filled with green apples in the middle of the ocean

- 15 countries visited

[cay @koralinadean]

aint got no change sorry brotha

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

@Rightanglenews new sentence unlocked

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

anyone got spare day tickets for the kirollous & friends party @ the cause on saturday 🧎‍♂️🙏🙏

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

@0h_it_Ivy petrified of the “special move” phase personally

[🧝‍♀️ @_ind809]

@glosskgs he’s been hunting for this tweet for a year