Mister Belvidere

Panic attacks, perpetual existential crises, crippling alcoholism, complete withdrawal from all human interaction, crying, masturbating, and golf

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I know the pain of a having fridge full of delicious condiments with nothing to put them on

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@The0tt0Show @atrupar No, the speech was about basketball LOL

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@mcuban You can't seriously be dumb enough not to understand that the reason hospitals have to charge higher rates is to subsidize the unfunded mandate to treat people who can't or won't pay. This would only work if every patient actually had medicare!

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@Deuce1042 Yup. Jeff George probably had the strongest arm of any QB in NFL history, and he had a pretty mediocre career.

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@SNEAKERBOXROCK @TaylorTwellman LOL Ronaldinho, who went pro around the same time as Nash, had career earnings of like $150 million.

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@celticsburner87 @TaylorTwellman Below average athleticism?! Nash would routinely blow past NBA defenders with his quickness, the exact type of player who would have the best shot at being good at soccer.

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@gayest_tone Ironically Hitler continuing to rise was proof there wasn’t cohesive fascism around in late Weimar Germany, because despite him being a complete anvil around the neck of the German right, he not only wasn’t expelled, nor reigned in, but was actually allowed to keep gaining power

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@PAHoyeck If you’re going to be this much of an annoying pedant, you may as well just insist that this form of argument is technically valid:

P1. A
P2. Not A
C. A

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@BarryOnHere Passing efficiency is also a team accomplishment you absolute dunce

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@frankmikesmith LOL if all these guys played soccer from birth, they’d all realize by like age 13 that they’re much better suited to different sports.

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@PoofXyzzy @JuddLegum You seem to be ignoring the glaring issue here: the entire global putting stuff into orbit market is only like $20 billion per year. There just isn’t enough demand for putting stuff into space to justify a rocket company having a trillion dollar valuation.

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@blargeauxite @gaudall @bruce_arthur Are you just genuinely unaware that golf clubhouses have security systems and cameras?

Are you also unaware how this level of sanction by the club against a famous golfer could harm the club if they couldn't prove the accusations?

Try using basic common sense instead of AI.

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@gopats4269 @FeistyTurkey @JoelMBeall LOL there's like a 99% chance this was caught on video. The incident happened IN THE CLUBHOUSE, which almost always have security systems and cameras, and they kicked him out before he even finished his round, suggesting they were very certain of what he did very quickly.

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@ExileGrimm @theonlyjordan__ I read through his Reddit posts, and I don't think (3) is accurate. Platner has basically been a Bernie Bro stereotype consistently for over a decade: says some stupid mildly misogynist and racist things, but also very left wing on every economic issue.

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@socialistadri @hasanthehun It’s so fucking evil to discuss England-Ireland and Israel-Palestine and in both instances focus entirely on condemning the resistance to oppression, not the oppression itself.

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@AncientPathsYT @MoMohler I genuinely can’t tell if these people are serious or trolling

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@TheOhioRob That’s crazy. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that Egypt has spent most of the last 50 years under the bootheels of Israel-backed dictators who violently suppress freedom of speech and assembly.

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@radfemma I think it’s more that “it’s actually super privileged to be trans” is an extremely funny take.

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@RabbiPoupko ...with the only notable historical exceptions including Iran, Syria, Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, Yemen, Qatar, and Tunisia LOL

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@EliLebowicz Yeah you can’t criticize Iran in America great point LOL