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Dpd is worse than hermes. There, I said it.

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@O2 does anyone answer dm's? Heeeeeelppppppp

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Fingers crossed petrol gets cheaper again 🥸

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@NatWest_Help I spoke to a customer service man at 8:50 and he said it should be back up and running by half 9. What a shit show tho, just wanted to get cash out 🙃

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O2 customer service is a pile of wank tho, just want to talk to a human and get computer bitch hang up on me 4 times 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Since when was a 12 considered a "plus size"?!

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Proud plant mama today

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Love a productive day

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I'm the only person in the world that can murder a succulent, I've killed like 4 so far 🙃

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Theres more to life than popping kids out like a fucking machine gun

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Lol my ex is so fat now, karma always catches up 😂🤣

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I just want my dirt :(

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@cassehthedino_ Exactly what happened to me, but good riddance to bad rubbish! He sucked the life out of you and threw it back in your face. Get you a real man 💪💅❤

[Angela 🛡🇪🇺💙 Rebel With Many Causes #ToriesOut @spaceangel1964]

NEVER thought I'd be RT'ing Piers Morgan, but 100% with him on this! #BoycottWetherspoons

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My hands are so fucking dry 😣

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@lauraquittenden

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Labour government on the horizon after this virus 😆

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If you buy mascara from facebay I hope you get raging pink eye

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@cassehthedino_ One to tell the grandkids for sure 😏

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Imagine being a grown ass woman and being addicted to energy drinks? Grow up ffs