sweet g

cigarette lighter repair man

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

doing my makeup this morning wondering why am i so beautiful!!!!

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

no more work today please

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

i am sick and haven’t been able to snuggle bruce for 5 nights and it’s worse than not having been able to smoke my juul for that same amount of time

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

why is everyone filming themselves eating like full ass meals in their cars

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

bruce took me for a target date 🥰

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

@tacobell bring back the crispanada

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

i love when i get in bed for the night and its still light out it feels like a big success for me

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

@tacobell BRING BACK THE CRISPANADA

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

finally made the viral la scala salad and tbh it was just ok

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

i love it when linda is like yeah that’s why i said hey it’s you! and then bob is like you can say that to anyone that’s always true

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

why the only thing that sounds good to me is taco bell crispanada

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

at what point when cooking raw chicken are you supposed to switch the spatula for a fresh one

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

taco bell is amazing for a lot of different reasons but one of them is serving the full menu in the morning

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

everybody is obsessed with chopping shit up now

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

yall i always forget benji madden is married to cameron diaz

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

answering phone calls is crazy i’ve been answering all my calls even if i don’t know the number and i feel insane it’s actually really helpful lmao

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

remember when everyone was putting ice cubes on hamburgers

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

i love finding a cool new account to follow

[sweet g @_internet_dad_]

i hate when people call ground beef “hamburger”

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Hard to be Kesha in a Hailey Bieber world but somebody’s gotta do it