Iretioluwa

[Iretioluwa @_iretioluwa]

#2023recap
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Thank you 2023!
Cheers to a more exciting 2024 🥂

[Kainenè @afolxbi]

This is how I feel but I won’t say hate but I don’t think we’ve built anything worthy of being overly proud of.

What exactly excites you all about all of these wasteland ? 🙂‍↕️

[Iretioluwa @_iretioluwa]

@afolxbi Take me with you

[Iretioluwa @_iretioluwa]

@afolxbi I wonder which group I belong to 😂

[happening babe ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

when i landed in uni and realized i could just sleep all through sundays instead of being at church from morning til evening like im used to >>>>
nobody could convince me to join any cult in form of church cos i absolutely loved the freedom and didn’t allow anything take it away til now.

[Chief Chilo💋 @therealchilotam]

You’re still an extremist btw.

[Dr. Gary W. Lewandowski Jr. @LewandowskiPhD]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Thermostat gap (especially for sleeping temperature)

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Relationship gaps that matter way more than people admit:

- gym gap (5x a week vs. never)
- drinking gap (weekend drinker vs. basically sober)
- going out gap (always wants plans vs. loves staying in)
- travel gap (always planning a trip vs. 1-2 a year is plenty)
- money gap (spender vs. saver)
- living gap (city forever vs. suburbs ASAP)
- ambition gap (career obsessed vs. work is just work)
- texting gap (talk all day vs. “sorry just seeing this”)
- social gap (huge friend group vs. 2 close friends)
- sleep schedule gap HUGE one (10pm bedtime vs. 2am)
- fitness/food gap (tracks everything vs. orders whatever)

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

sometimes I don’t know if the tweets on the TL are about real life or the new Lagos game lmao 😭😂

[Tobi 🧑‍💻 @Kaykeed_]

je suis fatigué mehn. cette vie est difficile

[Omodolapo @Sisinene_of_Eko]

I now have to wait another year for another season of #TheGentlemen but beauty in black comes out every six six months 😭

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

[Mphumzi @mphumzi_ndw]

@elonmusk Every SINGLE TIME

[Adebayo @Bayolatunde]

Lol, what folly that you think the heavens be impressed by nakedness.

[𝚜𝚞𝚗 @uNomafu_]

No, I'm ashamed when im not freaky enough.

[♰ @reeceollld]

“can you turn the fan off”

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

Yue-Sai Kan’s Manhattan home is a reminder that true luxury is in the details. I’ve seen a lifetime’s worth of housing content online, but nothing compares to the disciplined artistry she brings into her space. Lagos people cannot relate. 😭😭

[Polar Bear in Abakpa, NTK? @i_Alon3]

Nigerian women thinking they're progressive is one of the funniest things about twitter. Have y'all met yourselves?

[Chief Chilo💋 @therealchilotam]

IMO children are more like responsibilities than blessings. In my own opinion oh, I’m not speaking for you. In my opinion.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I articulated this thread when someone once asked me my deep take on religion. I am resurfacing it, so I can layer in the conversation from the past two days:

"You people talk as if you don't have Muslims in your life"

If you're a Muslim in my life, who thinks your religion is superior to humanity - please cut me off. NEVER interact with me again.

This has also been the basis upon which I interact with my Christian counterparts and family - I tell them all the time:

"If you think, that by virtue of been a Christian, you're superior to Muslims or any other religion - please avoid me".

The rational basis for which I approach tribalism, religion and a lot of other sociocultural labels - is that they're mostly inputted at birth.

If you were born in Kerala as opposed to the western part of Punjab, India - you're more likely to be an Hindu than a Sikh. The possibility of you being Christian is almost impossible.

If you were born in the Sahels of Sokoto as opposed to the hills of Enugu - you are 100% more likely to be Muslim than Christian.

If you were born to a family of 8 in Dakingari, Kebbi - you're most likely to be an out of school almajiri.

This is why the fundamental prism from which we should view everything and everyone, is HUMANITY.

FUCK YOUR RELIGION.
FUCK YOUR BELIEFS - AND

FUCK YOUR FAITH, if humanity is secondary to you.

You would have always been human but you could have been subscribed to a different faith and ideology - if your location and family was factored differently.

How then, are you in dubious faith, assuming the pedestal of superiority.

So, I didn't mutter.

If you're a Muslim in my life or Christian in my life - and when you see others who don't subscribe to your faith, you mental assume yourself superior or you think your faith eclipses humanity;

PLEASE CUT ME OFF AND FUCK YOU.