gabbage patch kid

being human is a condition that requires a little anesthesia
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[gabbage patch kid @_iri_rose]

didnt trauma dump on anyone last night

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Latinos have proven that you can be poor and still make good beans please don’t try to defend terrible British food bc woke

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

Can’t have my weekly chicken caesar salad wrap because idiots voted for a pedophile.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Man FUCK this

We the CONSUMERS paid those tariffs because companies passed that expense on to us

Now corporations get the refunds too??

I’m so fucking TIRED

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

[gabbage patch kid @_iri_rose]

what do i gotta do

[gabbage patch kid @_iri_rose]

whenever i see cute sibling trends i wanna send them to my sister & be like "could be us but you playin" bc bitch we could be besties if i werent horrible !!

[gabbage patch kid @_iri_rose]

life got so serious i forgot i used to shake ass around the house

[slothy @slothy_420]

i followed her private to see pussy why this bitch just tweet about killing herself

[🇺🇸 🦅 8BitClosedFist 🔜 PAX West @8BitClosedFist]

Socialism kinda cool man idk

[kiki ✮⋆˙ @sehaniine]

physical media for ever and ever

[GEe Dutreix @Gee_Dutreix]

You can burn games into discs so you keep physical copies btw

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Love Island for me is a live study in sexual economics of hetero dynamics; how bodies, race, skin tone, personality, trauma, insecurities, fears and attractiveness interact and are weaponised in competition, and how the public’s voting choices reveal our biases and pecking order.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

there is absolutely no universe where the person who dysregulates ur nervous system is the love of your life

[gabbage patch kid @_iri_rose]

time to play through my entire life & dissect every reason anyone ever left me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, requiring Doctor’s notes to excuse sick days is inherently classist in a country without universal healthcare, and it is wild how little that is discussed.

[໊ @user0000O0]

imagine an adderall vape

[gabbage patch kid @_iri_rose]

this is actually my dream

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin