The 6 year old I babysit told me my black nails don’t match my personality & when I asked her why she said “because you’re like sunshine” & it was undoubtedly one of the cutest compliments I’ve received
my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late
Bad week to fall in love with Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter’s music… why couldn’t I have done this a month ago so I didn’t miss them at gov ball?
The audible gasps made by my classmates when I told them I was 27 🤝🏼me pretending I didn’t hear them when they said they thought I was 19 just to hear them say it again
I didn’t realize I was so out of the loop of what gen z is like today until I realized half of what my sister responds to me no matter what I say is “purr”