iris

my favorite thing about myself is that i’ve never been wrong or made a mistake

[iris @_iris_o]

The 6 year old I babysit told me my black nails don’t match my personality & when I asked her why she said “because you’re like sunshine” & it was undoubtedly one of the cutest compliments I’ve received

[iris @_iris_o]

@JoeSantagato Hey @heyjonaspodcast I would pass out

[iris @_iris_o]

That’s it, that’s my annual tweet

[iris @_iris_o]

I think about how much more Mac miller and angus cloud deserved and how they should still be here today like at least once a day

[dalia @siegfriedkjs]

Victoria Beckham at her son’s wedding

[wet dog @russianmomm]

waiting for the cvs employee to come unlock my deodorant

[iris @_iris_o]

The Jonas Brothers AND Good Charlotte BOTH performed on Jimmy Fallon tonight. I have truly never felt more left out of something in my entire life.

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late

[iris @_iris_o]

Does anyone want to fund me seeing @ChappellRoan and @charli_xcx this month?

serious inquiries only.

xx

[trash jones @jzux]

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job

[iris @_iris_o]

Don’t read my last tweet so I can add to my slight exaggeration

[iris @_iris_o]

I actually haven’t listened to a single artist other than Chappell Roan and Charli xcx in nearly two months

[iris @_iris_o]

I miss when Twitter was just everyone tweeting their every idiotic thought.

And by everyone, I mean me.

[iris @_iris_o]

Bad week to fall in love with Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter’s music… why couldn’t I have done this a month ago so I didn’t miss them at gov ball?

[໊ @user0000O0]

idc if you have a good relationship with your dad just don’t do it around me

[iris @_iris_o]

@fnoellefusaro Girl math.

[iris @_iris_o]

The audible gasps made by my classmates when I told them I was 27 🤝🏼me pretending I didn’t hear them when they said they thought I was 19 just to hear them say it again

[maia @mxmtoon]

experiencing female hysteria (i have not gotten a sweet treat today)

[iris @_iris_o]

@fnoellefusaro Why would they sell me out like this.

[iris @_iris_o]

I miss McDonald’s snack wraps every minute of everyday

[iris @_iris_o]

I didn’t realize I was so out of the loop of what gen z is like today until I realized half of what my sister responds to me no matter what I say is “purr”