S.

May it never be said of me that I used to serve God.

[S. @_isandraaa]

If I acted crazy, I did it for God; if I acted overly serious, I did it for you. Christ’s love has moved me to such extremes. His love has the first and last word in everything we do!

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When you’re too tired to go to the bathroom but also too full of piss to fall sleep

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Ask him why he does not have a group chat or a therapist. Women are not born with these things, they put in effort to create all these for themselves.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[Chi juma @chichi9947]

And is this supposed to be a debate??
Every normal human being should know how to cook. Including you.
FULL STOP!

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Rob. @Robsitoo]

mi mente me dice que esto es un tiramisú

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you're hot but you can't sleep without a blanket

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me checking my phone in the middle of the night

[Isiego.. @Isiego_]

Fortunately for me, I hate all of them equally.

[TONY🍫❤️ @Tony_Aladetuyi]

“There’s something about you”

[First Lady @mayfred__]

I just want some jollof with wings while I stay in bed watching my favorite series. This is not the weather for anything productive

[Ayanda @Prudence_bonga]

You blink and then it's time to do your hair and nails again. 😔

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

As a parent you shouldn't be telling your kids that you sacrificed your life for them, It’s hurtful and manipulative, and it’s not true. You chose to have your kids and nobody forced you to have them. Taking care of them is your responsibility.

[Eniola_OG @ab_ennie]

Do you know what I miss?
Waking up to “I know you’re asleep but” paragraphs.

[ADAORA @Simonloveth9]

He is very stingy when it comes to his family, but he's generous with me. Sometimes I even have to beg him to send money to his mother

One day, I went to his house and his sister was cooking. I saw him go to the pot of stew just to count the pieces of meat.

Another time, his sister wanted to go to the market. He gave me the shopping list to cross check first, then handed her money for the items without including transport fare and told her to trek. The market was quite far. I was so upset that day that I went to his drawer, took some money, and gave it to her.

He's always finding fault with his sister, even over things that don't matter.

[Adediwura❤️ @okdiwura]

Please don't touch my face. Skincare is expensive.
Don't let me curse you😭🙏🏾

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

Mine made sure we paid our rent, the honeymoon was booked, and the flights and hotels were sorted before we spent a naira on wedding expenses.