the___abba🌵

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

arguing with me is pointless, the grass is blue to me as long as it annoys you.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Ancestors wey no keep generational wealth for me no get right or power to keep generational curse for me.

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Introverts do not hate socializing. They hate pretending.

[Bᢉ𐭩𑣲 @bnswaaa]

Our parents are chasing 60 with no grandchildren 😂😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Again, cover yourself in prayer at these jobs.

[𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚 @Freyy_is]

i need a book written entirely from the villain’s point of view… except you don’t realize they’re the villain until the last few chapters.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

over-respectfulness fit turn man to mumu

[ADAORA @Simonloveth9]

They involved me yesterday…I nearly die😭

[علم النفس. @Rssaill]

اللحظة التي يصبح فيها الأب أبًا.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

doubling your income is far more important than forcing someone to text you back. you’ve got things to do, stay focused.

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately, im not nonchalant or mysterious, im just naturally an awkward person who becomes talkative once im comfortable.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Any problem wey go make you come ask me for money, God no go make you see am.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

there's this belief buried deep inside me that i can't date anyone until i've become the absolute best version of myself. first i need the career. then the body. then the confidence. then the life plan. and only after all that, i'm finally allowed to be loved.