Ishmael Ndlovu🃏

Adventist| City fan💙| FIFA fanatic| Started from the bottom and we're still there| I make simple things sound difficult| 📍Border tribe, Wakanda

[Ishmael Ndlovu🃏 @_ishue_]

The Lord Jesus claims your service. He loves you. If you doubt His love, look to Calvary. The light reflected from the cross shows you the magnitude of that love which no tongue can tell.
Messages to Young People p. 367

[Katy  @Maroup_]

I was driving when I noticed a traffic camera flash as I passed. I knew I wasn't speeding, so I figured it had to be a mistake.

Just to be sure, I turned around and drove past the same spot again, this time even slower. Flash!

Curious now, I went around again, driving at a snail's pace. Flash!

At this point, I thought it was hilarious, so I passed by two more times, each slower than the last. Flash, flash!

I couldn't stop laughing. I was convinced the camera was broken.

Two weeks later, five tickets arrived in the my mail...

Every single one was for driving without a seat belt. 😂

[Ishmael Ndlovu🃏 @_ishue_]

@HRRonald001 LINK

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Repost if you have scored as much goals as Cristiano Ronaldo in the 2026 World Cup.

[Ishmael Ndlovu🃏 @_ishue_]

@GunnerPuls

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Champions League Final Scriptwriter:

- Early Arsenal goal
- 120 minutes of peak haramball torture
- Penalties go to sudden death
- Gabriel is the one who misses the decisive kick
- Arsenal remain trophyless in the UCL

[lauryn @stonestodias]

bUt WhY iS tHe BaYeRn MaNaGeR aT tHe CiTy EvEnT 🙂‍↕️😛

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

we are quick to welcome the unbeliever, but very quick to distance ourselves from the believer who is struggling. winning souls is important, but retaining souls matters too.

[Ishmael Ndlovu🃏 @_ishue_]

@FMohokare @daddyhope @ali_naka 😂😂

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

[Abuti Lolo @abuti_lolo]

Dating standards will return to normal

Gents just hold on!!!

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

Every once in a while, a ewe will give birth to a lamb and reject it. There are many reasons she may do this. If the lamb is returned to the ewe, the mother may even kick the poor animal away. Once a ewe rejects one of her lambs, she will never change her mind. These little lambs will hang their heads so low that it looks like something is wrong with its neck. Their spirit is broken. These lambs are called “bummer lambs.” Unless the Shepherd intervenes, that lamb will die, rejected and alone. So, do you know what the Shepherd does? He takes that rejected little one into His home, hand-feeds it and keeps it warm by the fire. He will wrap it up with blankets and hold it to His chest so the bummer can hear His heartbeat. Once the lamb is strong enough, the Shepherd will place it back in the field with the rest of the flock. But that sheep never forgets how the Shepherd cared for him when his mother rejected him. When the Shepherd calls for the flock, guess who runs to Him first? That is right, the bummer sheep. He knows His voice intimately. It is not that the bummer lamb is loved more, it just knows intimately the One who loves it and has experienced that love one on one. So many of us are bummer lambs, rejected and broken. But He is the good Shepherd. He cares for our every need and holds us close to His heart so we can hear His heartbeat. I am a bummer lamb adopted and loved by The Good Shepherd!! Hallelujah!!

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When your homeboy is roasting you and his girl starts joining in like she's not getting cheated on

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to master selective honesty at work.

[Ishmael Ndlovu🃏 @_ishue_]

@LegacySiu

[Ishmael Ndlovu🃏 @_ishue_]

@_onlyscott

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i really cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

[Ishmael Ndlovu🃏 @_ishue_]

@ManCity Are we playing with 10 men?

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

If the Algorithm shows you my creative work, kindly support by sharing

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Okay Jeffrey Epstein died, but that doesn't mean the pedophiles died too. Thinking these guys stopped because their plug died and island got exposed is delusion. When a junkie's plug gets busted, the junkie doesn't suddenly become clean, they find a new plug

Million dollar question - who is their new plug?