Garrido

mostly cycling//🇵🇹//owner of right opinions™

[Garrido @_iss298]

@StatsOnCycling Quintana?

[Garrido @_iss298]

@braden582260828 @ohfortheloveofg @ShitpostRock2 Victor

[Garrido @_iss298]

@Rog_marr @ShitpostRock2 Gus wanted to kill Hank and threatened to kill his whole family if he intervened. I mean this is great television because every decision can be perfectly justified. If not for plot reasons, then for characterization reasons (facing death, ego issues, etc)

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

The montage in Better Call Saul where he becomes annoying is the most inspiring thing ever put to film

[Streams de Ciclismo @CicloStreams]

-No, Ícaro, si te acercas demasiado al sol, el calor derretirá la cera que mantiene tus alas.
#LBL Pogaçar a Seixas, óleo sobre lienzo.

[lunn moreira tsunami @loyaltlunn]

um verdadeiro apreciador de cervejas tem ao menos 3 favoritas
1. democrática
1. elitista
1. artesanal

[Garrido @_iss298]

@Ekfebet4U @NairoInGreen They asked him

[Cyril @CyrilH44]

This is a million times dumber and more harmful than what Timothée said

[Mihai Simion @faustocoppi60]

The moment Romeo rode Pinarello and Balderstone off his wheel on the flat. Bloody hell, that was impressive, Cancellara would be proud. 🚄
#OGC26

[Lina @lina_prensa]

Es por ti 🥹🥹🥹

[Jajaló @Jajalo_]

"Grupo Turgis". Tienes que amar a los franceses.

[Gonçalo Moreira @gmoreira_esp]

Só na Bélgica 👌🏼

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

His head was on Mars bro I'm crying

[GC KUSS @GCKUSSfan]

Pog wanted it

Wout fucking needed it

[CafeRoubaix @CafeRoubaix]

Paris-Roubaix is the best race in the world.

[Miguel Triviño @MiTrivino]

Hace dos años estábamos así, eh. Y a los pocos meses se destrozó la rodilla en La Vuelta.

No se ha valorado lo suficiente lo que ha hecho Van Aert estas últimas temporadas, consiguiendo a pesar de todo victorias importantes y siendo decisivo para su equipo en Giro y Tour.

[Garrido @_iss298]

@EchelonsHub TVD"s relegation still bothers me

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Funny story, I actually I ran into Kylie Jenner at an Aldi in Düsseldorf last week.

She was sitting on the floor next to the frozen fish section. I asked if she was okay.

She said she just broke up with Timothee Chalamet. I said I don't know who that is.

"I don't follow American celebrity culture" I said

She asked where I'm from. I said Germany.

"I heard German men are different" she said

I said we are. We arrive on time and we finish what we start. She bit her lip.

She asked me if I've ever had my heart broken. I said yes. In 2016. When Great Britain left the EU.

We went for a coffee. When the bill came, i suggested we split it and leave no tip. I sent her a PayPal request for €3.20.

She was visibly impressed how progressive Europe is.

"Do you want to grab a drink at your place?" she suggested

I said I can't. My wife's boyfriend is visiting tonight and the apartment is only 29 square metres.

She texts me every week now. I never respond though. I only have EU roaming.

Kylie, if you're reading this, you still owe me €3.20 for that coffee.

[Garrido @_iss298]

I was there 🧡

[ammattipyöräily @ammattipyoraily]

📺 Alberto Contador climbed ⛰️🏁 Alto do Malhão in 6:48 in 🇵🇹 2016 Volta ao Algarve. Record time lasted 10 years.

It was broken today. Ayuso, Onley, Seixas improved it by 11 sec. Almeida spent almost 3 min at forefront of group. The rest got benefit from drafting. Nice tailwind.