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[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident

[Evangeline @evangelinestuff]

WRONG! it’s actually my uncle

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

$1800 for an XBOX ???

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

just turned $1k to $9

[Rob @vilepluff]

you should not use a credit card or a debit card. youre supposed to have a burlap sack with a giant dollar sign on it and hoist it over your back everywhere you go

[🐙 @_itneverendsss]

netflix pls do anything to do a final season of santa clarita diet ive been pissed since 2019

[Valeria @Flowerskissing]

They’ll put an Ad in your ass if you ain’t looking

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

This is LITERALLY how it goes 😭😭😭😭😭

[🐙 @_itneverendsss]

full lightning bolt through my slit is one of my favorite lines ive ever heard i wish righteous gemstones could have continued forever

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan

[goggles @proantisnark]

Big after moving to Paris:

[◍ h𖦹ley ◍ @bugtron3]

It’s 2026 where’s the mdma vape

[Angie exists now @Angieexistsnow1]

white people when your fridge doesn't dispense water

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Goochy goochy goo bro

[☆ @daydreaminvirgo]

i only like going to the dentist because they put their fingers in my mouth with them latex gloves

[josh @joshypooper]

why is alice in chains can we help her

[Blake 🍿 @popcorngobbler]

Just watched Hellraiser for the first time and you’re telling me my guy was so much of a certified gooner he opened the gates of hell!?!?

[🐙 @_itneverendsss]

ive loved this woman since halloweenie all her songs go triple platinum in our household

[novi ☆彡 @honeyhuimang]

i was unaware of your game ashnikko i am thoroughly gagged

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If billionaires came out and said they were going to hunt us for sport, some of you would defend it by saying:

"You’re just mad because you can’t fucking run fast."