Doctuhhh Lex🦋

USC & PC | PharmD | IG: _alexushames | 29 | Travel Junkie

[Doctuhhh Lex🦋 @_itsLex]

I understood the assignment(s).✨👩🏽‍🎓🍾 #Classof2021 #PharmD

[Shabazz Stuart @ShabazzStuart]

I feel like the fact that Jalen's dad played for the Knicks in the finals against the Spurs back in 1999 when Jalen was just two years old is legitimately under-appreciated.

What a dope NYC story.

[Júlia 🏹☁️ @venusopalite13]

Gag com esse primeiro como que ela fez isso kkkk

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

they should paint this on the ceiling of MSG like it’s the sistine chapel

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

No I’ve never felt like the ugly one in the relationship no matter how fine my partner is. I am very vain.

[BronMuse @BronMuse]

When Pat Bev grabbed a camera to show the ref a missed call and got a tech for it 😭😭😭

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

She tore

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

There’s nothing stopping a wife from travelling with her husband using her own name. No law on earth stops that.

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet

[Jill Foster @JournalistJill]

Teen daughter had sex education today where all pupils put a condom on a dildo.
One of the girls asked: ‘Why do girls need to learn this?’ And the teacher said: ‘Well, in case the man doesn’t know how to do it.’
Apparently my daughter then said: ‘Why the hell would we be with a man who doesn’t know how to put a condom on?’
I could not be more proud. 😂😂😂

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hope it passes in EVERY state!!

[Ioan Grillo @ioangrillo]

That is not crazy. It’s totally predictable unless you have never left the United States.

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

Afghan women have to kill the men.

Everyone keeps reacting to this statement as if it’s a joke, but it is literally the only way out of their situation.

Afghan women need to kill as many of the men as possible.

The men in the Taliban.
And the men not in the Taliban who are benefiting from their suffering.

Everyone praises slave rebellions.
Slaves are called upon to overthrow their oppressors.

Why does nobody recognise female slavery when it is staring them in the face?

Afghanistan practices Female Slavery by law.

In Afghanistan, men are the Slave Masters.

The only path to freedom for Afghan women is not international pressure which has proven useless, it is for Afghan women to rebel and kill their slave masters.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Edna Mode in THE INCREDIBLES (2004) has maybe ten minutes of screen time and somehow leaves with half the movie. A character so entertaining that an entire generation can hear “No capes!” in her voice immediately.