Abel

I joke more often than not.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Don’t feed a horse you don’t ride. Straight to Lake Kanyaboli

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

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[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Why is it easier to see the younger generation resentful, splashing insults on the internet, and pretending to be all-knowing when it comes to governance but never in the queues voting?

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Remember when you opened Instagram and it was just photos of your friends instead of influencers, Reels, and ads? Yeah... the good old days.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Yule anakosea vijana sana ni ule anawaambia waachane na wasichana,ati watafute pesa kwanza. That is a person who should be locked up in Shimo la tewa. You think life will wait for you to look for money and come back so that you can continue where you left off? Bwana there are things you must expirience when you are at that age to avoid dealing with them the hard way when your older. You must expirience love,betrayal,Honesty,Disrespect,Honor,Manipulation,Heartbreak,sacrifice,Pretence, and many more.

And do not beat yourself up now when you have nothing,remind yourself that if you will be worth loving tomorrow when you have something,then you are worth loving today. Na kama hujui kudanganyilia wasichana kama huna pesa,usidhani pesa itakuja na manual. You will be shocked to find that the only thing you’re doing then,is just affording to pay for high end hookers

Mimi kama nilifanikiwa kutoa mhindi loresho,nikamleta kangemi kwa nyumba ya mabati tunatumia stove,wewe uko juja huwesi shindwa kutafuta mjuja mwenzako. Ni muhimu upendwe ukiwa maskini,uskie vile inakuanga. Otherwise you will be one of these middle class men who send girlfriend allowance,ati na ukikosa anakasirika. Mtu anakuambia ati utafute pesa kwanza,hiyo ni mtu blarfakin kapsaa.

Will they teach you this in unifasti? I dont think so.
Khabusie!

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

I'd put this single paragraph from G. K. Chesterton up against any self-help book out there

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"Do you actually want it or do you want other people to see that you have it?"

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

Until you can be able to connect high levels of Unemployment in Kenya to poor governance, you won't understand why people are going to the streets.

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"Pia mimi niko poa kung'ang'ana tu"

[The Farmercist @CalebKaruga]

Nobody is trying to fix the problems we have in Kenya.
Everyone is trying to make enough money so that the problems don’t apply to them anymore 🥹

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

You listen to Malebo and you realize Munishi was just in Malebo's business

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Hapa Kasongo anaenda Kamiti very early in the Morning

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING: Some of the goons that were cornered yesterday over attempts to disrupt the protests allegedly mentioned MP Jalang'o in a video. I've shared the clip in the replies.

If these allegations are true, then Jalang'o should not be re-elected as MP. A first-term MP being linked to sponsoring goons would be deeply troubling.

And if that's the case, how can he expect Kenyans to trust him with a Senate seat?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iam_smx *trillioniare

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA now warns that if you don’t file your tax return by June 30, it will file for you using its own data.

If the figures are wrong, you will have to explain and correct them.

[💕Mide💕 @HaYoMiDe_]

A man said the reason he married his wife was because of one small moment nobody noticed.

They were dating then and he lost his job. One day he visited her hungry but pretended he already ate.

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

Her: Kwako kuna stima?
Me: Zae
(ten years later):

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

In my intern days. I'd walk from town to Kilimani to save money. I would then meet my boss who had been chauffeured to work at the entrance and he would tell me, "Young man, try use the stairs not the lift, it's healthier."