itsellenelizabeth

Inspiring women to see past addictions & infertility & to transform their demons into dreams through radical honesty
Sober twin mom & aspiring author

[itsellenelizabeth @_its_ellen_]

You know you have a boy when he's laughing hysterically as he pees all over his own face during his diaper change...

[itsellenelizabeth @_its_ellen_]

Seasons 1-4: AMAZING. Seasons 5-9: Decent, but not as good. Season 10: Absolute waste of time. Preferred first terrible ending. How could they fuck it up AGAIN? 😤#DexterNewBlood

[TexCreed @pete_cuellar]

They somehow found a way to ruin the ending to Dexter two times. #DexterNewBlood

[adam @FIGHTtfON]

Damn this was their chance to make a great ending for Dexter and they made this ending even worse than the original. Wow. #DexterNewBlood

[Cole Monahan @Cmonahan19]

#DexterNewBlood writers after fucking up the season 8 finale

[Logan @log_graham12]

I’m just going to put this out there.

Dexter season 8 ending > New Blood ending.

#DexterNewBlood

[Dylan @dylkatzz]

WAITING FOR DEXTER AND BATISTA TO HAVE A SINGLE SCENE TOGETHER💀💀 #DexterNewBlood #Dexter

[Cameron Belgrade @CameronBelgrade]

They really went and screwed up two Dexter finales. Can’t believe this is what we get after 8 years. #DexterNewBlood

[Jesse James Jobin @ShaoliNSANE]

Fuck everyone in this photo not named Dexter

#DexterNewBlood

[megannekor 𖤐 @beautymarkmusic]

Mood after finishing e10 of #DexterNewBlood

[Alex @HelloAlex10]

Every Dexter fan right now #DexterNewBlood

[Josh ⁕ @o0_Joshy_0o]

The only ending I expect for dexter

#dexter #DexterNewBlood

[Teresa @_IamEponine]

I couldn't agree more
#Dexter #dexternewblood

[MamaSeaBallz @JackievsTony]

I'm convinced they only brought #DexterNewBlood back to hurt us all over again 🤬

[𝚃𝚒𝚗𝚊 @haus0fXI]

Me after watching the finale of #DexterNewBlood #Dexter

[Joel Richardson @_joelric]

Batista arriving in Iron Lake like... #Dexter #DexterNewBlood

[itsellenelizabeth @_its_ellen_]

@SobrietyMatt @dazlarrr yes saw it and was bawling

[itsellenelizabeth @_its_ellen_]

Well- Bella officially says the f word now…

#pottymouth #toddlerswhoswear #canonlyblamemyself #whoops

[itsellenelizabeth @_its_ellen_]

It’s 9:30 am and this is officially the longest day of my life.

#DaylightSavingTime #pointless #longestdayever

[itsellenelizabeth @_its_ellen_]

The kids came home singing baby shark and now my life is ruined as I know it.

#blamthenursey #babyshark #nurseryrhymes #whyyyyyyy

[itsellenelizabeth @_its_ellen_]

Reasons the kids cried today...
1. I turned on the light.
2. I turned off the light.
3. I put my hair up.
4. I offered milk.
5. I said we should go on a bike ride.

#toddlers #toddlertwins #twinmom #terribletwos #itgetsworseIhear #yikes