Gaia🍋

It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

She/her

Pantone 021C

[june 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @transcalcyurist]

Working with kids is such a treat because one kid asked me "are you a boy or a girl? Because boys have mustaches but girls have nail polish" and the boy next to her said with 110% confidence "No but those are the old rules thats not how it is anymore" and it was sweet

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Homie got a glimpse into an alternate timeline

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

“Only creeps would remove the light” owning these glasses PERIOD makes you a creep

[mia @verstapilled]

same person btw

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

radicalized me. opened my eyes to the LIES and PROPAGANDA

[taurie @vocalnoid]

I applied to the same job 3 times and I discovered they are deleting the job posting every time I apply and then reposting it

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Me rn

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[Evie @evietella]

“oh because she’d be helping to promote small brands” no. thats exploiting small brands to her benefit, promoting them would be a consequence. if she truly wanted to help them, she’d fucking BUY their product.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

This is the most sadistic thing I’ve ever heard

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

my dad just hit me with some real shit.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I was looking at Erling Haaland's Wikipedia page and he has a world record for standing long jump as a five year old for 5'4". A kindergartener jumping as far as I am tall! Terrifying little Viking child

[iris⁸¹ 🐝 @piapisstri]

i don’t really care for wags, but this girl has millions of dollars sitting in her bank account. if she really wanted the clothes, she could just buy it herself instead of exploiting her fame to get free handouts from small businesses

[t3mple @catyufan]

my father once said this:

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The most jealous bitch you know is a man

[h @ruinsunflower]

if you call a rapist a rapist his fans will send you rape threats🤕

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[max nation supreme leader @mlmferdinand]

told my boyfriend that when i was An Autistic Child i really liked making lists and he said "i know. yesterday you showed me a list of people you want to go to the club with on saturday and it was literally just your friends"