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where’d my dick go

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[. @J0nesToChina]

Grok getting his 30th lobotomy after another incident

[n @moneyspread]

just spawned the greatest graphic ever

[✨️Claire✨️ @SteelCityClaire]

sometimes i worry that i smoke a worrying amount of weed and then i see what real hardcore stoners are up to and i realize im probably just a regular amount of stoner

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic

[𝙏𝙤𝙥 𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨 @only1blocc]

a bitch ever do this to me she getting my social security and the passwords to my phone and my navy federal

[Kale Tea @sendemtohellkel]

She told me grab a snack then got mad when I grabbed her waist #weallmakemistakesbabe

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[brandon* @brndxix]

muscle memory kicked in

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

The Punisher describing his fight with Jean Grey and The Hulk

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

The cancerous lung killing weed carts class action settlement will be my 401k

[🍓 @bluebrzzz]

Si algún día muero díganle a Spiderman que gracias por todo

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

If you haven't figured it out by now, our entire
government is a huge mafia who launders our tax payer money right back to themselves through foreign aid and endless wars. They all hate you and could care less if you suffer and die horrible deaths, as long as they get dirty rich.

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

These are the IDF soldiers who took a photo with her kidnapped son. I found them.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Weird I thought it was the genocide.

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

"here's an AI generated slopaganda picture of a US soldier about to be slimed the fuck out by a Jihadist alien samurai, give us one point five trillion dollars"

[kal @kalecchi]

#evangelion