Derrick

winner of the 3rd grade principal’s writing award / better than 91.7% of the worlds chess players

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

Every morning I see same dude while I’m on my walk… he insists the earth is flat

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

???????????????????

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

still got the fastball

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

damn @skygang_b said I’m still very handsome and funny too smh

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@skygang_b okay i see what you mean lol

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

i was on board with the AoT > One Piece argument just before the ending of titan (I still got an hour left in the final episode). now I don't know

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

its a beautiful day outside but are you beautiful inside?? hm?

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

these last 10-15 episodes of AoT have been brutal to get thru

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@MrGChristopher Never seen anyone quote tweet or repost their own tweets more than you

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@SleeperWizards

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@ColeJacksonFB most white Canadian tweet I ever read lol

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@THE_GREAT_SP8 It’s first day I class, I had to tell prof I’m leaving early lol

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

my class this semester starts at 8:20pm and ends at 10:50 -- wtf did I sign up for?

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

lebron this might be it champ

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@FlyoutChase only reason I'd argue against verstappen is because each one of his teammates has said its undrivable to their standards and customized specifically to him. can't deny the talent tho

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@DukeOfZamunda it really is. I tried to go back and watch it couple months ago though --- those timelines and names were a lot harder to keep track of, but cinema for sure

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

i have a social credit card and you have maxxed yours out

[Godiva Goddess @NadieVonTease]

Me and Derrick have been on the phone for 1 hour & thirty minutes.. his Gemini ass is about to act like I don’t exist for a month

[Derrick @_itsderrick]

@DukeOfZamunda no fish?

[MLB @MLB]

The @Orioles record their largest shutout in franchise history 😳