Dj AB

RESIDENT DJ @saylesshtx (IG)

[Dj AB @_itsdjab]

Went to Monaco for my birthday 🇲🇨

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

When you liking eachother story so you dm her and she don’t reply>>>>

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you've genuinely hit rock bottom and then you get the notification that the free trial you forgot to cancel took your last $10:

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

An NBA executive was “uncomfortable” seeing Jaylen Brown walk around the facility with an active library card, prompting his sudden trade.

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you stop texting first and realize nobody really fw you

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after being outside for 5 mins 🤣🤣

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me fighting the urge to be sarcastic when someone asks me about something so obvious

[Nompumelelo MK @MissLELOMK1]

Yhoo 🙆‍♀️ I can’t wait till these kids go back to school🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[moose @mooseincrisis]

DELETE THIS NOW!!!

[hippo✯ @hippocrise]

tf this got to do with me ??

[moose @mooseincrisis]

delete this.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace

[ZADCOZZY @zadcozzy]

Druski celebrated hosting BET Awards by playing Drake's "Janice STFU, Shabang and I'm on one" at his after party.

[✧.* @HoodiiBron]

Lakers defense next year

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[CMO🐍 @CGTOPSHOTTA]

Footage of the Pooh Shiesty and Big30 robbin Gucci Mane at Gun point has been released, Gucci Mane is heard sayin "Pooh Shiesty is dropped from 1017"🤦🏽‍♂️