E♡🍫

“we’re not the same I AM A MARTIAN 🛸👽” SnpCht: @itsee30 :No BitchAssness🏌🏾‍♀️😎

[🫧 @sijuagain]

june, july, aug, sept, oct, nov & dec will be so good to you

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[27. @dimvji]

isolation will save you from a lot of unnecessary situations

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[timi. 🦥 @algo8timi]

the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle

[E♡🍫 @_ItsEe]

FUCK YOU you Barrel chested ewok *in dojacat vc*

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[E♡🍫 @_ItsEe]

keep me from going to prison 🙂‍↔️

[🖤 @its_Lynx1]

Why are y’all so ok with being alone?

[E♡🍫 @_ItsEe]

welp don’t constantly ask no dumbass questions and ima be cooler 😎

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I hate talking to ppl w constant smartass responses, like is you cool?

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Can we normalize being officially asked to be in a relationship instead of just assuming we're together?

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Some roads you gotta take alone.
No friend, No family, No partner, just You & God

[brian @bagchasinbrian]

when a mf says “pussy is pussy” I automatically think he fucked a crackhead before

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just found out you can’t take naps on love island. I’m a real sleepy girl. I woulda left.

[miia @miiagarro]

everyday people remind me why i limit who i talk to

[BADDE$T @BadSisterTammy]

I def got a slick mouth so don’t say shit to me

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[y @ysuckme]

you gotta pray man… even on your best day

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I know dem dinosaurs was screamin