𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊.

im just someone’s weird sister

[𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊. @_itskwni]

my boyfriend is cute sometimes i guess

[kitty 🐾 @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊. @_itskwni]

why is a targaryen princess cowering and begging for apologies from an arryn??? i hate this show fr nothing makes sense #hotd

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[kitkat #teamdawn @influuenzaa]

Boston normalize saying what the emergency alert is for tf 😭😭

[💞 @Melda1384191]

what the F*cK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard cause I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊. @_itskwni]

@urapthologram

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

sorry bro I'm on the amc a-list i'll see whatever

[𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊. @_itskwni]

I think it’s crazy to have shoes inside the house to begin with.

[Scott Evans @iamscottevans]

What should you never do at someone’s house?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

Someone said “I’m an adult in the way a tomato is a fruit” and I felt that on a spiritual level.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊. @_itskwni]

having a basketball obsessed sister is so funny I have no idea what she’s talking about but lemme do an amen real quick

[𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊. @_itskwni]

@urapthologram That’s my type in men — pathetic

[𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊. @_itskwni]

i am more polite and well mannered in airports than anywhere else because nothing is worst getting on the no fly list