Mr. Jenkins

My mom thinks I’m cool so that’s really all that matters.

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Not Auntie Dolly P!!!
I need Anne Hathaway, Kelly Clarkson, Sarah Paulson, Cher, Meryl Streep, Julie Andrews, Ms. Rachel, Olivia Benson, and Celine Dion In protective custody IMMEDIATELY and I'm not playing.
They're after the white women we don't play about!
#DollyParton

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Oh me and that Creole Hair Crack Selling Cowgirl OFFICIALLY got beef because what do you mean ATL N3&4 got Jay and DIL…JUSTICE FOR N1 & N2
ROC Nation you will CRUMBLE😭
#CowboyCarterTour

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Oh and trust @Ticketmaster you will be dealt with! I cannot wait for the class action lawsuit! Dynamic pricing should be illegal!
#CowboyCarterTour

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

“You know I love you, but you gotta stop selling stuff. Them people can barely afford to live. How about you take your hand out their pockets and hit upload on Act III…but thanks for the speech”
*Cue Kamala laugh*

#Beyonce #KamalaHarris2024

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

If that Creole Country Cowgirl comes out with that blonde guitar playing lady Don can go ahead and hang it up
#DNC2024 #DNCChicago2024

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

@GoddessKnaija Because Ms. Hill just now leaving the house

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

@_AvatarFiguero Climax would’ve been NASTYYYY

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

@durandbernarr Oh cousin…
Who I need to speak with because

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

I’m living for the Girls but…
were Durand Bernarr , Avery Wilson, and Luke James all busy
#BETAwards

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

I am CONVINCED @Beyonce is putting drugs in this music because the way I am addicted to this album. Cousin is not beating those siren/witchcraft allegations!
#COWBOYCARTER #Beyonce

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Poor #Beyonce she was just trying to support her husband and now they gonna be writing dissertations and think pieces about her tomorrow. I mean Jay didn’t lie but DANG!
This why she don’t leave the house.
#Grammys

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

So like did they just forget about the second half of #AHSDelicate like what’s going on with that

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Beyoncé said “Blue prop this phone up lemme do this lil video chile.”
“Hey y’all Happy Thanksgiving, get into this trailer…mmk bye”
A very unserious woman and I love her so much🤣🤣🤣
#MacysParade #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Beyoncé hurry up and get on this Skype and make this state of the union address so I can go about my day
#MacysParade

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

So Miss Hips tell the truth didn’t bring out Beyoncé to do Beautiful Liar….
I’m going to bed
#VMAs

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Y’all my spirit is telling me this is Beyoncé’s farewell tour. I feel like this tour is her going out with a bang and then she’s gonna disappear like the Avatar. I truly hope I’m wrong.

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

First Beyoncé loses album of the year. Now auntie Angela loses best supporting actress at the #Oscar
America if you hate Black people just say that.

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Who ordered a side of Thighs?

[Mr. Jenkins @_itsme_ac]

Me waiting for all the money, love , and success that all those manifesting TikToks said were coming to me in January